Michael Jackson Breaks Silence
Local psychic claims exclusive rights as Mr. Jackson's conduit.
written by Michael Sienicki, 15 March 2019
Mitt Romney Needs No Special Protective Armed Squad
As evidenced by his vote denying a national emergency at the Border, Romney walks around impervious to attack from would-be assaulters---the overpowering smell of skunk is truly effective.
written by Trinculoman, 15 March 2019
Beto's Deep Regret Will Lead To A New Feature In His Campaign
Beto O'Rourke's "deep regret" at being a white man will most likely propel him to transform into donning 'black face' and doing a skate-board ridin', arms flappin' Bojangles routine on Iowa stops.
written by Trinculoman, 15 March 2019
