Trump denies being a white nationalist
Trump admitted being white and a nationalist, but said, "I'm not a white nationalist."
He then could not help adding, "Not that there's anything wrong with that."
written by Sir Geoffroy Cockface, 03 November 2018
Trump Asks America For Unity
In the wake of last week's violence President Trump called for unity and an end to divisiveness by asking all Americans to come together, "even the criminal immigrants and terrorist Muslims."
written by manbrad, 03 November 2018
Trump Says the Immigrant Caravan is Bringing the Plague, Rabies, and Hepatitis Z to the U.S.
And then there's the really bad stuff Trump says is coming if the Democrats win.
written by Al N., 03 November 2018
Trump Promises to Grant Every Person in America A Tax Break, 40 Acres, and a Mule, All Before the Election
Valid birth certificate required.
written by Al N., 03 November 2018
California Dares Trump to Campaign There
Trump changed his mind on sneaking into Yorba Linda, the last Republican stronghold in California.
written by Al N., 03 November 2018
Trump Assigns Every Person in the Immigrant Caravan Their Own Military Guard
Since it is 5,200 soldiers, and only 4,000 in the Caravan, the leftover soldiers will dig a trench.
written by Al N., 03 November 2018
The Caravans Are Coming!
BREAKING NEWS: Wednesday night, my porch was invaded by caravan after caravan of scary people. I just smiled, gave them candy, and sent them on their way.
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 03 November 2018
