Roseanne Claims that Ambien Turned Her Into An Asshole
"Just ask anyone! I was a bitch but that's all! It's the Ambien that made me racist AND an asshole!
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Pardons Himself for All the Pussies He's Grabbed
He also promises all the women who want to sue him that he will take them furniture shopping.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Declares War on Canada for Burning White House in War of 1812
"Now that I know about it, I'm not going to let them get away with it ANY LONGER!" shouted Trump.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Thinks He Already Met With Kim from Korea
His staff had to explain that the person he met with was really Kim Kardashian, not Kim Jong Un.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Roseanne Announces New Show With Paula Deen to Run on Fox Network
With support from the Immigration Dept., they will deport a different ethnic group member each week.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Trump Pardons Joe McCarthy, Benedict Arnold, and Aaron Burr
"They were all good people who just got bad press, like you-know-who" said Trump.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
Jared Fogel Asks to Not Be Given Subway Subs While in Prison
"It's cruel and unusual!" said Jared.
written by Al N., 09 June 2018
