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No fish to poke

Willy Long enters a lesbian pub.

Being a ham, he says, "Get me a bloody fish to satisfy my needs"

Bartender says, "Sorry Ham, we don't serve food."

Ham=food

written by King Kong, 03 July 2018

Chicken for Dinner

What do you call a woman that strangles chickens at the slaughter house?

A professional chicken choker.

written by King Kong, 03 July 2018

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