No fish to poke
Willy Long enters a lesbian pub.
Being a ham, he says, "Get me a bloody fish to satisfy my needs"
Bartender says, "Sorry Ham, we don't serve food."
Ham=food
written by King Kong, 03 July 2018
Chicken for Dinner
What do you call a woman that strangles chickens at the slaughter house?
A professional chicken choker.
written by King Kong, 03 July 2018