There were 11 spoof news snippets published in January 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Donald Trump Admits He Keeps His Family Around to Make Him Look Smart
"Let's face it, the 3 Stooges would look like geniuses if compared to Ivanka, Donny, and Eric!"
written by Al N., 26 January 2018
Trump Tweets Again and Again How Sane He Is and How He is a Genius
His latest tweet: "I am sane and a genius and lx-e.3zl ls.a'oor.ls; BigMac ..2k9dlskwoncjwkllq..0...
written by Al N., 10 January 2018
Trump is Denied Permission to Send 'Fire and Fury' Author Richard Wolff to Guantanamo
Trump was given permission to send Bannon, Ivanka, Don, Jr., Eric, or Jarrod there if he wanted.
written by Al N., 11 January 2018
Trump Imposes Tariffs on Rotary Dial Phones and Kerosene Lamps
"I hope the liberals can see that I'm keeping my promise on guarding American industry" said Trump.
written by Al N., 23 January 2018
After a Year of Trump, Immigrants are Asking to Be Deported
One of them mentioned that "North Korea is looking better all the time..."
written by Al N., 25 January 2018
@FBI arrests itself
In a bizarre action today, @FBI agents everywhere handcuffed themselves to each other in a move to avoid felony take-downs.
written by Aspartame Boy, 30 January 2018
Trump to Start New Religion
He has also declared himself the first saint of his new religion.
written by Al N., 31 January 2018
Trump Tweets to be Appended to "Little Red Book"
Maoist scholars have been compiling all of His Orangeness's tweets, and, after careful deliberation, have deemed them to be just as insightful as the sayings of The Great Helmsman.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 13 January 2018
"Goop" Introduces Coal Egg
"Once you muster enough pelvic muscle strength to compress this baby into a diamond, you will have a beautiful gemstone to present to the man of your dreams," declared spokesmodel Gwyneth Paltrow.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 13 January 2018
Big Brother to be Axed
Big Brother is set to be axed from Channel 5, due to a shortage of non-entities to appear on it.
written by Ben Macnair, 21 January 2018
Time is money?
If, as my Grandpa used to say, "Time is money," why is it that I'm now sixty and not a whole wealthier than when I was forty?
written by Matt Birkenhauer, 24 January 2018
