There were 30 spoof news snippets published in February 2018. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Comey Preps for Next Career Move, Buys J. Edgar's Dress
Ex-FBI Flack Comey spewed big bucks at a SoHo auction to nab former FBI-chiefiette Hoover's lounging smock. Comey will hit the Euro-Trash Drag Queen circuit as "Floobie"- DC's Trannie of Fake Justice.
written by Trinculoman, 03 February 2018
MSU Sports Coach Larry Nassar Sentenced to Additional 20-40 Years On Top of 40 to 175 Years Sentence
Officials are arguing over which of the sentences the 54-year old will start serving first.
written by Al N., 01 February 2018
Sean Hannity and Tucker Carlson to Form Singing Duo
Their first set list includes Lyin' Eyes, Liar, Lies, Lie to Me, & Fox on the Run.
written by Al N., 01 February 2018
North Korea Wanted to Start Destroying U.S. By Getting Trump
It was before they realized that by leaving Trump where he is, will destroy the U.S. a lot faster.
written by Al N., 03 February 2018
Trump Gives Cast of Fox & Friends the Presidential Medal of Freedom
He wanted to knight them but much to his chagrin, was informed he didn't have the power to do that.
written by Al N., 04 February 2018
Secret FBI Memo Reveals Pelosi as Zombie
FBI internal memo, squashed by Comey, reveals that Minority Leader is a zombie. Pelosi has been eating the homeless population of DC for years, thus elevating the Capital status for reducing beggars.
written by Trinculoman, 04 February 2018
Rep Schiff Exposed as Hillary Black Ops Bot
RoboFeed blog explains Calif Rep Adam Schiff is just an animated Bot-a product of the Hillary Black Ops skunkworks, designed to continuously spew lies based on a genomic coding of Clinton's instincts.
written by Trinculoman, 06 February 2018
Trump Calls the Stock Market Drop "Fake News" and Blames Obama and Crooked Hillary
He recommends that investors buy Trump Vodka and that then, things will be better!
written by Al N., 07 February 2018
Trump is Banned From Attending Olympics
It is the first thing both North and South Korea have agreed on in a long time.
written by Al N., 07 February 2018
Sarah Will Be Allowed to Attend Prince Harry's Wedding in Disguise
Prince Philip will also have 6 men assigned to him to distract him whenever Fergie is in view.
written by Al N., 07 February 2018
Scientists Seek Artificial Filter for Trump's Thoughts
"As is, he has no filter and just blurts and tweets whatever pops into his head," said a scientist.
written by Al N., 07 February 2018
Vice-President Pence Reveals He Has a Fear of Orientals
Pres. Trump sent him to the Winter Olympics to help him overcome his fears but only made it worse.
written by Al N., 12 February 2018
Eric and Donald Trump Jr. Are Kidnapped and Returned by the Russians
At first, no one realizes they're missing. When they are returned they both have new tooth fillings.
written by Al N., 15 February 2018
Eric, Donald Trump, Jr. and Jarrad Kushner Offered Big Hollywood Movie Roles
They are casting to redo the "Three Stooges."
written by Al N., 15 February 2018
Super Bowl Winners Eagles Do Victory Tour
Clueless fans keep yelling for them to play "Hotel California."
written by Al N., 15 February 2018
Pink Floyd Announce They Will Rename Their LP "The Wall" In Honor of Trump
"Because he talks about the Wall so much we have decided to call the album "The Dunce."
written by Al N., 17 February 2018
Philadelphia Eagles Only Need 2-Passenger Corvette For Official White House Visit After Winning Super Bowl Team
The delegation was the team coach who lost the coin toss and the team driver. The rest boycotted.
written by Al N., 17 February 2018
When does a US chicken do a runner in the UK?
Answer; when its brain is pumped full with chemicals and starts to think before going to be mass slaughtered! No headless EU chickens for the UK nugget market, only chemically infused ones!
written by unknown
10 kg suitcases filled with children are forbidden!!
Cheap Brit/Irish airlines are warning their customers that 10 kg suitcases stuffed with illegal children are forbidden and if one does slip on board they will not be given free food or drink, no way!
written by unknown
US Flag still in psychiatric care following Fergie "Performance"
Following Fergie's "performance" of the National Anthem, the US Flag hanging in the arena suffered major mental turmoil. The flag remains under full time psychiatric care for severe PTSD.
written by Xavier Fairbanks, 23 February 2018
Man Cures Cancer While Sitting In ER Waiting Room
After arriving at the hospital for a health complication a gentleman had to wait to be seen. 8 years later he's still there, but found the cure for cancer in the meantime. That was 6 years ago...
written by Xavier Fairbanks, 23 February 2018
Name Change
Following the break-down of several negotiations, Teresa May has changed her name to Teresa Not on your Nelly.
written by Ben Macnair, 09 February 2018
TV Surprise
There was a massive surprise on British Television today as the televisual comedian was only on terrestrial channels for 90 minutes.
written by Ben Macnair, 09 February 2018
United States Stupidity Quotient
The S. Q. increased 16% in the first year of Trump's term of office. It now stands at 69%.
written by The Ruling Authority, 19 February 2018
Trumped
Donald Trump's twitter feed has been quiet for a while now. It must be cooking up some new ideas.
written by Ben Macnair, 16 February 2018
No, anyone but Boris
Boris Johnson is now in the running to play James Bond.....
written by Ben Macnair, 16 February 2018
Trump Farts, Blames It On Obama
At 9:21am Eastern Standard Time this morning President Donald Trump laid a horrendous egg fart while shaking the hand of German leader Andrea Merkel. He quickly cited Obamacare as the likely cause.
written by ScottTalbotEvans, 18 February 2018
Hunters Attempt to Take Back NRA
Unfortunately out-gunned by militias and gun lobbyists.
written by The Ruling Authority, 18 February 2018
New Bill Would Give Guns Citizenship
Sen. Ted Cruz (TX-R) introduced a bill {BLAKA} that would give guns US citizenship, along with the right to vote and own weapons. Asked about how they felt about this bill a gun said "bang bang click"
written by Alexander Pence, 20 February 2018
Decoding and Translation of Last Dead Sea Scroll Completed
Message Revealed: Let's Go Mets!
written by Gail Farrelly, 22 February 2018
