Pope Francis Disavows All Blame for Priestly Pedophilia
His Holiness claims no responsibility for Catholic priests' sexual assaults on children. He was "embedded" as Chaplain for a cadre of radical leftists bent on subverting freedom across South America.
written by Trinculoman, 27 August 2018
Elizabeth Warren Demands New Appointment for Vacant Arizona Senate Seat
"Pocahontas" Warren proclaims she will accept no appointment to a McCain-vacated seat other than "Geronimo"Ocasio-Cortez who recently discovered that she is descended from a band of Apache Socialists.
written by Trinculoman, 27 August 2018
Pedophile Defense Fund Debuts
It is completely secular in nature, and is expected to be popular among people who want to help pedophiles escape justice without having to sit through Mass every Sunday.
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 27 August 2018