Porn Lawyer Seeks to Expand Show-Biz Career
Fresh off countless CNN appearances, creepy porn lawyer Michael Avenatti has sued Marvel Comics, demanding to be taken on as their latest super-hero -- Rabid-Ranting-Rodent-Esquire-Dude.
written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
Christopher Steele Expands His Farcical Spewing in a New Venue
Cut from a corrupt FBI, Steele had to keep kippers on his plate. So, he answered an ad in Variety, and now he's Rosie O'Donnell's new Rant Writer, thus confirming a universal law: all slime converges.
written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
Peter Strok Gets New Job
Recently-canned ex-FBI Strok lands on his feet with new gig. He's the security guard at the Bethesda, MD, Chuck-E-Cheese. No worries, he's already geared-up to harass all Trump-voting soccer moms!
written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez Learns about 'Marxism'
Ocasio-Cortez went to the New York Public Library to get the definitive book, asked for it, and was ready to check it out. Fortunately, Ben Shapiro explained it was Karl Marx, not Groucho's memoirs
written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
Nancy Pelosi's Body is Much in Demand
Many top medical schools have made bids for the eventual corpse of Pelosi. All want to study effects of contemporary mummification techniques on quasi-living tissue. Madame Tussauds also wants in!
written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
Bernie Sanders Devastated at Lack of New Hairdo
Bernie desperately wanted a fake 'man-bun' for the Fall campaign, but the Socialist Farmers of Vermont couldn't slaughter enough albino goats to make one for him.
written by Trinculoman, 13 August 2018
