There were 20 spoof news snippets published in November 2017. You can use the calendar on the right hand side to get all the news snippets from a day in this month.
Trump Goes to Hit the Button, But Can't Get it To Work
Luckily for the world, his little, tiny fingers don't have enough strength to push the button!
written by Al N., 01 November 2017
Trump Again Flees Country as Russian Investigation Heats Up
The tour will concentrate on countries that don't have extradition agreements with the U.S.
written by Al N., 03 November 2017
"The Spoof" is now paying writers to claim that "The Spoof" is now paying writers
In a press release Tuesday, the CEO stated that "the best part is nobody actually gets paid." Several writers, including this one, have expressed annoyance upon realizing that it was all a spoof.
written by Carl Magnussen, 16 November 2017
Trump Tweets He Suspects That Hillary is Aiding the North Koreans
"Crooked Hillary has been seen exiting Korean restaurants. This MUST be looked into. Sad!" he said.
written by Al N., 16 November 2017
Trump Denies Relationship With Putin
"If I liked men, and I don't, Putin would be too unattractive for me. I am only attracted to beauty.
written by Al N., 18 November 2017
Congressman Conyers's Predatory Sexual Harassing Misunderstood
Former female staffer of Conyers reports being called into his DC office only to find him wearing only boxers. But she didn't know he was only practicing to be Chief Underpants Officer of the House.
written by Trinculoman, 23 November 2017
Exclusive Washington DC Club Reveals Two Prime Candidates for Its Highest Honor
Nation's Capital Gluteus Maximizers Club recently announced two of their most famous members--Senator Al Franken & President H W Bush--are in keen competition for the 2018 Grabasser of the Year award.
written by Trinculoman, 24 November 2017
Beyonce Wins Time Magazine's Person of the Year in Clear Dis to Trump
A spokesman said "We are so sick of Trump we also considered Sean Spicer, Joe Weiner & Carrot-Top."
written by Al N., 25 November 2017
Beyonce Wins Time Magazine's Person of the Year in Clear Dis to Trump
A spokesman said "We are so sick of Trump we also considered Sean Spicer, Joe Weiner & Carrot-Top."
written by Al N., 25 November 2017
Royal Corgis Don't Like Meghan Markle-Wedding Called Off
"I'm sorry I can't go against the Queen and Corgis but she can evict me so there you go" said Harry.
written by Al N., 28 November 2017
Potential Louis Vuitton handbags saved by Indian Rubber Man!
An Indian Rubber Man saved the skin of a 12ft croc before croc poachers could skin the thing alive! Louis Vuitton has now gone vegan!
written by unknown
Poll Reveals That Most People World-wide Want Trump to Be the First Man on Mars
Some people suggested that since he's so orange, that maybe he should be the first man on the sun.
written by Al N., 07 November 2017
Alabama Republican Roy Moore
Would you believe your 14-year-old daughter if she said a 32-year-old man had touched her inappropriately? Or would you call your daughter a liar?
written by K.C. Bell, 11 November 2017
Trump Reveals That Putin Said He Didn't Fix Presidential Election, Cross His Heart and Hope to Die
"I'm sure he's serious because Mr. Putin also said, "Stick a needle in my eye," said Trump.
written by Al N., 14 November 2017
107-Year Old Woman Says She Was Sexually Harassed By Sigmund Freud
"Everything out of the man's mouth was about sex, sex, and more sex. A total pervert!" she said.
written by Al N., 16 November 2017
Trump is So Mad at North Korea That He Signs Executive Order Closing ALL Korean Restaurants and Grocery Stores
Ghettos mourn loss of only local food sources while pissed-off South Koreans protest at Trump Tower.
written by Al N., 18 November 2017
Despite Celebrating Crowds, Mugabe of Zimbabwe Won't Recognize Coup
The 93-year old thinks it's his birthday again and thanks all the demonstrators.
written by Al N., 20 November 2017
Fox News on the Cutting Edge of Smell-O-Vision
Fox scores smell-through in odorous airing of proto-Old Fart Bill Bennett.Gasser Bill exudes lethal bombs,as he lamely effuses on current events, plugging his prior tome: A Book of My Virtuous Farts.
written by Trinculoman, 21 November 2017
LA Mayor & City Council Tout New Tourist Attraction
City of Angels has one more attraction to draw tourists downtown--Shit on the Streets. The ever increasing LA homeless are doing their best to make tourists welcome by defecating wherever they please.
written by Trinculoman, 22 November 2017
Charlie Rose Plans a Redemptive Thanksgiving Weekend
Fired sexual predator Rose has time now to reflect on his heinous deeds. So, Charlie has invited all the former interns he harassed/molested to his Long Island estate for a Holiday Expose-all-Fest.
written by Trinculoman, 22 November 2017
