New Hominid Species discovered - Trumplodites
Thought to be from about a million years ago. Its resurfacing in modern times is a sign evolution has given up and decided to regress
written by Jung in the Jungle, 20 August 2016
Trump Knows Who HIs Supreme Court Nominee Will Be
"Of course it's Judge Judy, who is better qualified," said the candidate.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Trump Tells World Who His Role Model Is
"I would, of course, model my Presidency after Vladimir Putin who says he admires me. It the least I can do for him after those nice words," said the candidate for President Of The United States.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Trump issues New Apology
In apologizing to the Gold Star Kahn family the candidate said, "If I've offended you in any way by stomping on your son's grave - which I really don't understand-I regret it."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
New TV Ad By Cadillac Ad May Be Hyperbole
"As important as the introduction of fire and electricity to the human race is, the new Cadillac SUV Gigantica is on an equal par with those achievements," says a new TV ad.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Trump Gives Bizarre Answer To Reporter
Trump was asked by columnist David Brooks, who is noted for a philosophical bent, "What in your opinion makes humans uniquely human?" He responded, "To humiliate others not like oneself."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Outrage At Trump Getting Top Secret information Overblown
Trump, who is said to have the attention span of an eight-year-old, and not to be the sharpest knife in the drawer, spent his time during the briefing sleeping and with eyes wandering.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
US Swimmers Cover up and Lies Dominate Media Coverage
Head of NBC news said that the story, which consumed hours of coverage, "Is by far much more important that showing U.S.athletes winning Olympic medals as a reward for a lifetime of work."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Olympic Swimmer Lochte Caught Lying Apologizes
Ryan Lochte caught in a cover up about lying that he was held up at the point of a gun issued a non-apology apology. Observers said, with the lies and cover up he was now ready to go into politics.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Koch Brothers And Voter Fraud
The 2016 campaign is about money and votes. Milti Billionaire Charles Koch, head of the chemical empire said, "I've the money covered - I'll let the GOP take care of the fraud through voter laws."
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Trump Apologizes To Megan Kelly
Mad at Kelley for tough questions Trump said,"you could see there was blood coming out of her eyes, and out of her wherever."
"I should have been more specific about the lower part of her anatomy,"
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Trump Explains Why He Let's Campaign Chair Go
"i got so used to saying, 'You're Fired,' on reality TV that I can't restrain myself," said the candidate concerning the firing of numerous campaign officials.
written by Keith Shirey, 20 August 2016
Man reads Census tracking story - turns off smartphone tracking and is raided within minutes
written by Jung in the Jungle, 20 August 2016
The 69%
A study at Upjohn Downjill university concluded that 69% of all Americans enjoy oral sex.
written by Waskily Wabbit, 20 August 2016
