Tribute to Terry
The Mets are retiring Tterry Collins' blood pressure numbers,
written by Michael Balton, 14 August 2016
Trump Vows to Bomb Al-Gebra
"When I am elected, my first priority will be bombing the Shiite out of Al-Gebra before they acquire weapons of math deduction. I bombed algebra in high school; I shall bomb Al-Gebra as president!"
written by Vlad D.M. Paylaw, 14 August 2016
