Geordie shore to be subtitled MTV responds to complaints
Despite not knowing what's going on or what people are saying the popular shore will now feature subtitles written in Crayon by Bolo the talking Gorilla,Viewers may also get to see him fling his scat
written by D Agnew, 14 August 2014
Robbie williams still alive.
Hopes where crushed when it was revealed "We got the wrong Robbie" a face-book gossip admitted Mon. But there still could be hope- Robbie has been spotted entering a Typhus Sanatorium and looked peaky
written by D Agnew, 14 August 2014
Facebook unveils new feature
Social giant FB has released STALKME-PRO an App that allows you to see the wall of your ex partner, the App then hacks all calls and txts before opening a map showing her location and the bus times.
written by D Agnew, 14 August 2014
Google buys new start up
Two 14 year old shy girls were over joyed to be snapped up by Google who had shown interest in the Hamster house they created for their pets to play in.
written by D Agnew, 14 August 2014
President Obama Gone "Squatchin" For The Weekend
Reliable sources indicate the President has left Washington for the weekend. "Its past time we try to reach out to Bigfoot. I am focusing all of my attention on finding the truth," explained Barack.
written by Jaime Tyler, 14 August 2014
X-Factor Of The North
The X-Factor is back! With a Game Of Thrones style advert. Hopefully this means a revamp of the show and somebody might cut Mel B's head off
written by Backandtotheleft, 14 August 2014
NHS Spite
British diplomats have spent £16K on cigars this year all while the NHS is having to perform operations with chip forks thanks to cutbacks
written by Backandtotheleft, 14 August 2014
Whine About Wine
MPs will vote on whether or not wine bottles should have warning labels on them. Hopefully we'll be seeing vintage reds saying "Tastes like shit"
written by Backandtotheleft, 14 August 2014
ITV commisions new show about divorced and bitter middle-age cop solving murder case again
more soon...
written by Patrick Parkinson, 14 August 2014
