The New York Mets are giving up their camouflage uniforms. Every time they wear them, Terry Collins can't find the team.
written by Michael Balton, 08 August 2014
Political Survey of Heaven
Of the seven registered voters from America who died and went to heaven last year, five were Democrats and two were Republicans. No independent voters were admitted past the pearly gates.
written by The Ruling Authority, 08 August 2014
Toddler caught trying to break into White House
A toddler squeezed his way through the fence of the White House late Thursday night. The boy was just waterboarded, changed, fed and returned to his parents.
written by Moose, 08 August 2014