Afghanistan's President Hamid Karzai blames NATO after bleeding it dry
Hamid? More like hammered, never heard to much daft tosh in me entire life
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
Israel up in arms about ritual circumcision ban
Says Council of Europe has no business sticking its nose into young lads' foreskins
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
Supreme Court throws out Virginia sodomy law appeal
Judges say however appealing the rectal practice may be it's got bugger all to do with the Constitution
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
Rio uses oil slick to pacify the favelas
Mayor of Brazilian World Cup city says whaddahell, it's cleared out drug gangs from the shanty towns
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
Abu Anas al-Liby claims disillusion with jihadism
Blames dodgy halal kebab at the White Widow Cafe for sending him bonkers in the first place
written by queen mudder, 07 October 2013
When Ted Cruz Smiles
Picture the smile of accomplishment of a six-month old boy who just deposited a load in his diaper . . .
written by The Ruling Authority, 07 October 2013
Tebow to replace Patrick
After another humiliating wreak Danica Patrick is to be replaced in the No10 car. Go Daddy who sponsor the car still want the publicity so have signed up NFL bust Tim Tebow as a replacement.
written by John_L, 07 October 2013
Pope Francis Speaks for the Poor.
In his first Pontifical address since his ordination, Pope Francis announced; "The Lord will give you what you need so long as it is under ten dollars American."
written by Auntie Matter, 07 October 2013
