Martin Luther King's Double Tragedy.
It's been revealed, four days after being assassinated at the Lorraine Hotel Memphis, Martin Luther King had been in line for the CNN best Promising Black Orator Award of 1968.
written by Auntie Matter, 19 October 2013
The Man Committed A 'Fowl' Crime
A Connecticut man who was being pursued on foot by a policeman suddenly turned and threw a parrot at the officer. The bird bit the policeman who later said he's just lucky that it wasn't an ostrich.
All Trades Are Final?
A man in Boston traded his wife for an iPhone. About 45 minutes later the grouchy-as-hell wife was returned by the man who angrily asked for his iPhone back.
Shakira Hammers Charo
After Charo, who is from Spain, criticizes Colombian actress Sofia Vergara, fellow Colombian Shakira asks, "And who dee hell ease dees Charo beesh anyway?"
Kirstie Alley Is Not One Damn Bit Picky
Kirstie Alley recently stated that she has never met an ingredient that she didn't like.
President Obama - Maybe No Ho! Ho! Ho!
President Barack Obama has stated that due to the horrible state of the economy he is seriously thinking about cancelling Christmas.
New Jersey Goes The Gay Route
New Jersey becomes the 14th state to allow gay marriages. Governor Chris Christie was heard hollering out, "Okay everybody listen up, designer pizzas for everyone!"
The Skies Are Friendly - And The Scenery Is Sexy
A TSA Air Marshal has been detained and arrested for taking upskirt photos of female passengers with his cell phone. Word is that he was selling them to co-pilots for $2 each
The Singer With The Redundant Name
Lady Ga Ga in a desperate attempt to revitalize her sagging career announces she will be changing her name to Lady Ga Ga Ga.
Edward "Duh" Snowden
Edward Snowden swears that he did not take any secret U.S. documents with him to Russia. Of course not, they were already there. Snowden is believed to be related to Paris "The Airhead" Hilton
93 Percent of Native-Americans Hate The Name Redskins
A newspaper in Baltimore is refusing to use the name Washington Redskins on grounds that it is highly racist. The paper will instead refer to the NFL team as The Washington Bruthas