Price Increase at Heathrow Airport
Heathrow Airport.. the price of a pint of beer has rocketed to six quid. Other airports likely to follow suit. Explained Heathrow retail CEO, "Well, we get so few people coming through here."
written by Auntie Matter, 05 October 2013
Husband Loses Interest at Rug Flop
(Bahrain, Middle East) 43-year-old man, whose wife coerced him to a 'rug flop', loses total interest in the event & chooses to watch animated Disney feature in kids' room instead. More news @ 11...
written by SpaceElevator, 05 October 2013
Mail brands 70's celebrity as worse than Savile.
The Daily Mail have named George from 'Rainbow' as a deviant. "Not only did he promote sharing and other socialist values, he was male but wore pink so must have been gay. He corrupted a generation."
written by John_L, 05 October 2013
Act Of Solidarity- Hoards of Satire Writers and Satire Media Outlets Ban Together To Boycott Writing Indefinitely
You know, so "legitimate" media outlets can catch up on writing "real" news, and of course, maybe it will give the U.S. government the breathing room they need to get themselves sorted out.
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 05 October 2013
In Light Of Various Scandals Amongst Younger Celebrities Eminem Recalls Days When He Was "Acting Out"
. . . back when he was in his 30's.
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 05 October 2013
