Lose 10 Pounds In 1 week on New Habanero Smoothie Diet!
That's one way to burn through the calories.
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 03 October 2013
Why?
So why did the world's TV and Radio stations sudennly pull the plug at 2pm today GMT about the UFO landing on Christmas Island?
written by Amdy Wilson, 03 October 2013
Fantastic Offer for Under 25's
Bed & Breakfast - and you get paid for doing nothing*! New Government plan.
* Criminal Offence required.
written by j.w., 03 October 2013
Sting Recently Released First Album In Over A Decade
Wait, the last time I remember a Sting album was in 1993.
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 03 October 2013
From the nation's capital…
They had to close the National Zoo. It couldn't compete with the Congressional Circus.
written by Michael Balton, 03 October 2013
A Zero Sum Game
345 Representatives. 100 Senators. 0 Leaders.
written by Michael Balton, 03 October 2013
Sweet revenge
In news gradually morphing, two Swiss confectioners have been arrested, charged with passing off licorice as marzipan. Angry customers deluged them in court with lots of chocolate rumballs. Yesssss!!!
written by whatinthe world, 03 October 2013
Coverage gap leaves up to 7 million ineligible for Medicaid
"I'll medicate that young man's *** if I get a hold of him", says Atlanta widow, who is immediately arrested.
written by Bureau, 03 October 2013
Shutdown stalemate continues; WH powwow unproductive
Black Smoke comes from the building means no agreement yet! Vatican objects.
written by Bureau, 03 October 2013
Snoop True Facts # 78
Snoops: Before George Washington admitted to cutting down the cherry tree, he blamed George Bush!
written by Bureau, 03 October 2013
