Should killer whales be kept in captivity?
Experts say, "Only at a tourist attraction."
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Manager Ian Holloway leaves Crystal Palace citing illness and fatigue..
"The fans were sick and tired of me."
written by Paxton Quigley, 27 October 2013
................louie lou-i
Not such a perfect day for Lou Reed, more a knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 October 2013
Iran Still At It!
Continues to enrich uranium, pockets of political leaders. None of that nonsense going on here.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
PAPER: Middle class gets Obamacare stinker shock!
I'm sorry. That should be Middle class gets Obamacare sticker shock!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Most People In Europe Cannot Answer This Question!
Since you're on the metric system, what do you call a foot-long hot dog?
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Hearse stopped & checked from carpool lane.
"We're headed to the cemetery you idiot! See all those cars with their lights on pulled over behind us? And just how are we going to tell you if those ashes are human?"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
True Facts From Snoops #2266
According to Snoops: 90% of men who are dating & dinning out will chose sea salt instead of regular salt even though they can't tell the difference. "None of that regular stuff for me!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Key U.S. official faces grilling over how Obamacare website became fiasco
"It's not Fiasco! That's where callers make their first mistake. By calling Obamacare Fiasco!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Zombie Julia Child to Speak Halloween Night
Last year Julia spoke about the wonders of Raising Brain Cereal.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
7.3 quake strikes near Japan
Still more crap hits the fan, or rather, ocean.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Another celeb couple calls it quits
No we don't know bu just pick one and wait a little while.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Deployed soldier's huge surprise
"I sure wasn't expecting downtown Las Vegas!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Teacher sends class nude pics
Claims they are for the classes where she warns them about pornography. "Besides, I'm 61 and had to have them retouched so they wouldn't get sick or scared"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Obamacare data: Not what it seems
Well maybe there's hope after all because no one can read it anyway. So how can it 'not be what it seems'?
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Tehran: Take down anti-U.S. billboards
"Looks like they are taking care of getting rid of their country all on their own!"
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
NRA: Good News (?)
NRA spokesman points out that most people killed of late have been from stabbings, not guns.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Sebelius: Progress Being Made on Health Site
"We signed up two more for Obamacare yesterday."
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Jacksonville trying to turn season around
Sign five sumo wrestlers to man the front line. Plan on bringing the old "Wedge" formation and running the ball.
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Bullies: They're not just in middle school #2
If you think I'm wrong, well you better check this snippet or else!!! (Where's the lunch money, by the way?).
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Bullies: They're not just in middle school
If you don't believe that, you will pay for it, my friend, and you will pay dearly!
written by Bureau, 27 October 2013
Storm Forecast
The end of the world as we know it is forecast for Britain. Next week has been cancelled.
written by j.w., 27 October 2013
