Parton On: "I Will Always Love You" Was About Porter Wagner
Wagner gave her a spot on his country show. "I knew I would miss Porter but I was going for bigger things!"
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
It All Comes Out Right In The End
A man in West Virginia says the U.S. Treasury reimbursed him after his dog ate $600 in one hundreds. Then he was caught at the bank trying to cash ripped, torn and smelling of castor oil $100 bills.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Heavy smog hits north China city.
Husbands return from work to strange house, people crash into each other on sidewalk, people mistake kitchen for bathroom. Total mess.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Jim Leyland steps down as Detroit Tigers manager
Breaks hip. Tears rotater cuff. May need Tommy John operation. Suffers torn ligament. Pet rabbit takes a bad hop. Heat Prostration!
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Gallup Poll: Obama drops to W Levels!
But still higher than Nixon, Jefferson Davis.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Especially Hindu With Over One Million Gods!
NYC Residents Say Proposals To Add Muslim, Hindu, Chinese Holidays To School Calendar 'Getting Out Of Hand'.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
STUDY: Families living in poverty up in 49 states.
"And that 50th state needn"t think it's all that!", says one Governor.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Discovery of DNA 'body clock' could slow ageing process
Unless they're all Cuckoo!
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
The Man Who Will Live Forever: Google exec plans to 'cheat death', takes 150 supplements a day
Critics: Last man who tried that starved to death as his stomach had no more room for actual food.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Toy lantern prompts shutdown of NYC subway station
"Couldn't have that", states Station operator. "That's what killed the Mayans."
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Who Was That Mosque Man?
Rihanna kicked out of mosque for photo shoot. Angry crowd outside!
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
More Radioactive Water Exposed
Radioactive water leaks at Fukushima, operators underestimate rainfall, number of leaks, sky-high radiation, strength of Plumber's Helper!
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
UPDATE: Afghan special forces commander defects to Taliban.
In return, the UN gets 30 foot soldiers and a suicide bomber to be named later.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Christie embraces gay marriage in NJ.
Even to the calling his political enemies "Snookums!"
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
To keep everybody safe
Americans Sign Petition to support 'Nazi-Style Orwellian Police State'..."Every citizen will have an immigrant 'Taster'.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Obamacare Speaks in Rose Garden as Woman Faints!
Later states that she just couldn't "stand" the exaggerations any longer.
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Obama Calls in Techies for Obamacare, 2016 poll machines
Latest Presidential polls: 37% Approval. MSNBC Poll: 101%!
written by Bureau, 21 October 2013
Boyle in trouble
In breaking news, singer Susan Boyle has been charged with violating the peace after singing at all hours of the day, upsetting her Norwegian neighbours. Boyle will spend 63 days in prison.
written by whatinthe world, 21 October 2013
Katie Holmes Hollywood Scandal - "Lil' Sex Triangle"
Katie Holmes has an affinity for "shorties" like ex, Tom Cruise. Verne Troyer ("mini-me" in "Austin Powers")and Warwick Davis("Leprechaun"/"Willow")are doing battle over Holmes. Jamie Foxx? Out.
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 21 October 2013
New Chinese Dish
Nuclear Chop Suey Japanese Style with French Sauce £50
written by j.w., 21 October 2013
