WWII Vets Cross Closed Line
Underground members of al-Qaeda seen scurrying from country like rats from a sinking boat
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
True Facts From Snoops #201
Snoops: The Lone Ranger was alone because of bad body odor. Tonto had bad adenoids.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Veterans swarm 'closed' WWII memorial, knock politicians
Korean and Viet Nam Vets making plans. Slogan favorite thus far: "Let's Burn The Place Down While They're Gone!"
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Law leaves Georgia's biggest hospital $45M short.
Just an idea..but I'd try Vanderbilt just up I-65!
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Pope Francis stirs debate yet again with interview with an atheist Italian journalist
"Also, what's wrong with worshiping a golden calf...a pet ferret?"
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Obamacare Fines to be Seized From Bank Accounts?
Public gets ready to make run on banks.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Writer Tom Clancy Dead At 66
Will be buried in a amazingly twisted plot!
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
9 out of 10 IRS workers sent home
But 100,350,000 still on the job. "We need staff to count money coming in", says spokesman.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
CBSNEWS warns 'global warming' could raise temperatures 212 degrees!
Then again, it might drop to 75 below zero like we reported in the 1960s.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Physicist Explains Rationale For Olympic Bobsled Hopeful Lolo Jones 9000 Calorie Daily Diet
"You see, when heavier things move down hill, they gain more momentum and pick up more speed than lighter things," stated military physicist Captain Obvious.
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 02 October 2013
Could Obamacare crash the system?
Nope! System crashed years ago. Been running on debt, around the world, longer than expected.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Cave Has Global Warming?
Huge cave discovered in China with own weather system! Al Gore heads that way immediately.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Plenty of Exposure
The National Broadcasting Company has decided to show a smiling photo of President Obama 24-hours a day during shutdown! Not that they're showing any favors.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
Michael Jackson death trial Verdict In!
"We the jury agree that Michael Jackson is indeed, dead as a doorknob!" Judge throws fit.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
"I Blame Bush!"
Joe Biden blames chronic constipation on government shutdown!
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
FBI shuts down notorious Silk Broad drug website
That's the last time Federal employees suffer the indignity of purchasing a fake online wrap
written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
Head of Iranian cyber warfare shot dead in suspected drive-by-shooting
Witnesses say his PC hard drive pulled out a .45 and let him have it
written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
US government shutdown is really hurting day-to-day stuff
Expect the Capitol Hill trash dumpsters to be overflowing into the streets of DC before anyone decides to back down
written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
Is Woody Allen's son Ronan possibly Frank Sinatra's?
DNA tests show Mia Farrow blue-eyed boy was maybe conceived by a THIRD, unnamed man
written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
UKIP is a fascist party says Lord Heseltine
Takes one to know one, UKIP's Nigel Farage replies, as battled for Nazi hearts and minds goes up a gear
written by queen mudder, 02 October 2013
Cameras will follow David Cameron's family
TV Cameras will follow all the members of David Cameron's family for a reality TV show, with the exception of Samantha Cameron, who will hold the camera, called the SamCamCam.
written by IainB, 02 October 2013
Obama Takes Shelter Under Tree at Golf Course
Until mushroom clouds leave and the sun comes back out.
written by Bureau, 02 October 2013
A-B-C
Do-nothing-Dave vows Tories will build a better Britain...after you with the LEGO bricks cobber!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 02 October 2013
US Government Partial Shutdown
So more a Government Log-Off then
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 02 October 2013
Fred Talbot escapes from prison
Fred Talbot, the disgraced former weather man from This Morning, is being hunted by the police. "We think he's skipped the country," said one police officer.
written by IainB, 02 October 2013
Steve Miller Admits to Still Being "A Joker", "A Smoker", but No Longer "Midnight Toker"
"Kinda getting too old for that nowadays," stated the old rocker, "don't get my loving on the run either. It's pretty much dinner, some t.v., a lowball, a little smoke, and goodnight by ten."
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 02 October 2013
"Isn't It Ironic?" by Alanis Morisette Ironically Disliked by Most Ironic Hipsters
Oh the irony. Now Isn't THAT ironic, don't ya think?
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 02 October 2013
