Mexico Is Very Concerned About The Tijuana Bullfight Scandal
Mexico is trying to squash the Tijuana Bullfight Scandal which involves claims that some of the bullfights were fixed.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 October 2013
American Airlines Says "No Way Jose" To Alec Baldwin
American Airlines has announced that it is banning Alec Baldwin from ever flying on their airline. They stated that the reason was due to his acting like a total, pompous ass, kind of like Omarosa.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 October 2013
Get Out The Soup Spoons Y'all
A Louisiana bayou fisherman caught a 300 pound Creole Turtle. He says he hopes to make turtle soup for 200 people.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 October 2013
Arizona Shoots For A Solution
Arizona in order to cut down on school bus violence will assign a shotgun-toting security guard to each school bus.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 October 2013
The Tea Party People Are Not Happy
The Tea Party has asked that people please refrain from referring to it as the Tea Bagging Party due to the sexual connotations.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 16 October 2013
Epic row over final cut of Noah film
The studio want the biblical epics climax to show the Statue of Liberty rising up as the water subsides, while director Darren Aronofsky thinks the Lincoln Memorial with a monkey face would be better.
written by John_L, 16 October 2013
Dead star eats water-rich asteroid
The Opera singer Luciano Pavarotti has eaten the sixteen mile wide H2 astroid confounding scientists who thought that his huge appetite may have subsided with his death in 2007
written by John_L, 16 October 2013
Masturbating elephant wins art prize
Jumbo has been hailed by some as the New Banksy after making a large sticky mess over a wall at his home in the Bronx Zoo.
written by John_L, 16 October 2013
3D printing 'entering the metal age'
Users can now download and create a life-sized replica of Iron Maiden mascot Eddie the 'Ed
written by John_L, 16 October 2013
There's a Boehner in D.C.
He's trying to control a hard caucus.
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 16 October 2013
Boyle in silver screen bid
Singing legend, Susan Boyle, says she has approached famous film maker Marty Scorsese about making a movie on her life growing up in Scotland. Unfortunately, Marty said no. She is now baking bread.
written by whatinthe world, 16 October 2013
Boyle in direction change
Former singing sensation, Susan Boyle, has quit the recording industry and is now working as an abattoir employee in Dundee Scotland, preparing offcuts for processing into haggis. Great scot maaan!
written by whatinthe world, 16 October 2013
