Daily Fail to return to its roots.
Following the arrest of several members of the Greek far right group Golden Dawn the Daily Fail will ask its readers to raise money to pay for their court fees, just as it did for Black Shirts in 1936
written by John_L, 01 October 2013
No Government in America
Where the Americans go we are sure to follow!
written by j.w., 01 October 2013
Osbourne launches war on something for nothing society.
However the Chump of Exchequer's speech made sure that large companies will be able to carry on working interns for 100s of free hours a week rather than creating jobs.
written by John_L, 01 October 2013
Spoof Satire Writer Truly Feels Bad About Latest Snippet
Spoof writer Tony Bagodonutz has expressed regret about his latest snippet. "My apologies for writing about a celebrity as currently impertinent as Master P. Also, Keller Jokes are hack!"
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 01 October 2013
Master P Teaming Up With Helen Keller Estate In Production Of His Comeback Track
Make 'Em Say Uhh!The Remix is currently in post-production, complete with samples from early Keller tracks. Many recall the original track from 1997 with the chorus "Make em say UNGGH! Ma-nahna-nah!"
written by Tony Bagodonutz, 01 October 2013
Cameron leaving Downing Street
British Prime Minister David Cameron will resign from office at midnight and take up captaincy of the Dagenham Seniors Cricket Club. "Being PM is for the birds" he declared while padding up for a game
written by whatinthe world, 01 October 2013
Cameron not being pushed
"Oh,and my name's Winston Churchill, eh?" cried British PM David Cameron when journalists asked him if he was going to reduce the excise on Cuban cigars. Churchill was a proud smoker of stogies.
written by whatinthe world, 01 October 2013
Miley Cyrus May Be Leaving The Country Soon
President Obama and Vice-President Biden are thinking about sending Miley Cyrus over to Afghanistan to entertain the troops.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 October 2013
I'll Have A Book of Stamps and A Big Mac
In an effort to bring in more revenue, the U.S. Postal Service is planning on putting McDonald's Restaurants in all of the Post Offices.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 October 2013
OJ Simpson - Alias The Cookie Monster
Prison officials report that O.J. Simpson was caught stealing cookies from the cafeteria. The warden replied by saying, "Cookies? No problem. I'm just glad he didn't take any of the silverware."
written by Abel Rodriguez, 01 October 2013
