"I'll be leaving yew now!"
EX New Labour Fourth Reich Fuhrer Tony Bliar receives Award for helping Poles to move to England. I always knew he had both hands grafted onto his buttucks, palms outstretched!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 30 January 2013
Brian Cox to Star in Doctor Who Creation Series
Brian Cox is to star in a series of how Dr Who was created. Meanwhile, Prof Brian Cox accuses the BBC of confusing, mixed messages. He said: "I am a professor and they are not!" David Attenborough was unavailable to comment.
written by IN SEINE, 30 January 2013
The Big Spender in Chief
Clueless President Obama doesn't know how to solve real problems like the economy/jobs, the national debt or balance the budget, so he picks climate change to talk about!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
The Prevaricator in Chief
Pres. Obama keeps repeating his extreme liberal lies about the economy improving, the national debt not mattering, Republicans, Fox News, no entitlement spending cuts needed, & more gun control!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
Big Brother is Watching You
King Obama I counsels parents about their sons playing football, wanting the game to change. Next week the president plans to discuss athlete's feet and jock itch during his weekly radio address!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
The Real Political Problem
Republican & Democratic Senators come to a bipartisan agreement about illegal immigration. Pres. Obama is to speak in Las Vegas NV, with odds makers giving 3 to 2 odds he finds a reason to poo-poo it!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
NLRB Has Labor Pains
LONE RANGER: King Obama I ignores Supreme Court ruling against NLRB giving union dues to Democratic politicians. TONTO: Supreme Court will soon abolish NLRB as being unconstitutionally appointed!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
The Far Left Liberal Mouse that Roared
Chicago Mayor asks big banks to stop lending to gun makers to pressure the industry into supporting tougher gun control laws. There are 500 shot reasons why Chicago doesn't need any more gun laws!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
Using Unsalted Peanuts
President Obama & former President Carter met with environmentalists about salting icy roads polluting streams. New Obama administration regulations will mandate replacing salt with peanut butter!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 30 January 2013
