Large quasar group even larger than lunch lady Miss Ella
Astronomy students at Harfold State College say they've discovered a cluster of quasars larger than Ella, the school's 78-year-old lunch lady. One of the drunken assholes is considering telling her.
written by Lyndon, 12 January 2013
Obama to quit Presidency
In breaking news, President Obama will resign the US Presidency effective noon tomorrow. Sources say he saw an advertisement on Craig's List for a condo he likes and now he's off to Florida. Bye barry
written by whatinthe world, 12 January 2013
Wile E. Coyote Concerned About Fiscal Cliff, Giant Anvils
Wile E. Coyote has voiced his opinion on the Fiscal Cliff stating that he, "Has learned his lesson when it comes to cliffs" and that people should also be wary of giant falling anvils.
written by Sam Marx, 12 January 2013