Late Train
This is your train driver speaking - due to a delay we will not be arriving at our destination until 2032
written by j.w., 28 January 2013
Cycling Shock
That Policeman just called me a Dope for overtaking a bus!
written by j.w., 28 January 2013
Queen Beatrix of Holland abdicates!
Queen Beatrix of Holland is to abdicate and has advised Queen Elizabeth to do the same. After they both retire Beatrix wishes to join Elizabeth in a "JOINT" venture; Double Dutch one of course!
written by unknown
Geronimo!!
Ministers are working on plans to put off Bulgarians and Romanians from flooing into the UK....rumour has it Do-nothing-Dave has purchased two cut-price Nuclear Warheads in readiness to 'nuke 'em!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 28 January 2013
Proposed Route For The High-Speed Train Network Linking Birmingham To Manchester And Leeds Will Stop At Five Stations
'This is ridiculous,' said a spokesman for the train designers. 'Stopping the train will undermine all our efforts to minimise the journey time.'
written by Swan Morrison, 28 January 2013
