Duck you suckers!
The Office For National Statistics confirms that Killings and Murders have fallen by 10%...one assumes they are talking about Samoa and not the UK?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 January 2013
BK-flush!
Burger King Dumps products over suspect burger row, I wondered why I always had an urge to dump after eating Burger King!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 24 January 2013
Eden Hazard is not guilty!
Chelsea's Eden Hazard is not guilty because he missed that ball boy's balls and the boy faked the injury. Eden will not apologise because he say's the boy's balls are not "Blue" enough!
written by unknown
Cameron promises In/Out Referendum on EU Membership
To be followed by a Shake it all About Referendum on Hokey Pokey Membership. The Prime Minister remarked, as he was turning around incidentally, "That's what it's all about."
written by Talking Tic-Tacs, 24 January 2013
