Brooklyn Beckham set to join Chelsea
The 14 year old son of David and Victoria will take over from Rafael BenÃtez at the end of the season.
written by John_L, 23 January 2013
HMV Vouchers to Be Accepted by Tesco
HMV vouchers are now acceptable in most Tesco supermarkets. Just tell the checkout person that HMV stands for horsemeat voucher. Every Little Helps!
written by IN SEINE, 23 January 2013
No Mercy!
75 year old pensioner, Arthur Rytiss, sentenced to death for smuggling Conservative leaflets into Barnsley!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2013
Actung, schnell!!
?5,300 British soldiers to lose their jobs.....quick Adolf, now's your chance!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2013
In out, in out shake it all about!
Do-nothing-Dave promises an in/out referendum by the end of 2017....what a prize prat he will be head first in the dustbin of history come the 2015 election!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 23 January 2013
Obama hanging 'round for second term
President Barack Obama has been inaugurated for a second term in the time honoured fashion of hanging him upside down from the top of the Washington Monument. Joe Biden was handcuffed to a lightpole.
written by whatinthe world, 23 January 2013
Obama christened
President Barack Obama has been inaugurated for a second term in the time honoured fashion of having a cream pie slammed into his face and his trouser legs cut off. Joe Biden was sprayed with water.
written by whatinthe world, 23 January 2013
Promotion?
The White House Press Secretary has been promoted to Presidential Information Management Professional status during President Obama's second term!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 January 2013
Change of Address
DEMOCRATS: President Obama gave his second inaugural address from the steps of the US Capital in Washington DC. REPUBLICANS: We would have preferred the president's address be Chicago IL!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 January 2013
Anybody Seen Adam Smith Lately?
President Obama's taxing the rich so that poor people would have more money (wealth redistribution) has led to the federal government having more of US entrepreneur 's money!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 January 2013
It's the Economy Stupid II
Democratic far left liberals are encouraging Grand Prix racing, gambling casinos and bottle taxes in Baltimore MD, Chicago IL and Cleveland OH instead of attracting new businesses and property owners!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 January 2013
It's the Economy Stupid I
Democratic far left liberals are encouraging locally grown organic bananas and coconuts in Baltimore MD, Chicago IL and Cleveland OH to reduce the cost of these imported items!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 January 2013
Inaugural Address Democratic Hot Air
LONE RANGER: President Obama indicated he still wants to spend taxpayer money on global warming. TONTO: If Obama ceased the overheated campaign rhetoric, the temperature might drop a few degrees!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 23 January 2013
