Prince Harry Sticks It out Again in Afghanistan
Las Vegas was just a practice! This time it's for real! Prince Harry gets his chopper out again - instead are being half cut, it's fully loaded!
written by IN SEINE, 07 September 2012
Obama goes AWOl!
President Obama has gone AWOl because he hasn't moved a thing in 4 years and is sick of his own rhetoric so he decided to follow Dr. Livingstone and if you want to know where he is, ask Stanley!
written by Jaggedone, 07 September 2012
Double Amputee Expelled From Paralympics
"He kept arsing about" a Games spokesperson said last night.
written by Clive Danton, 07 September 2012
Move Over, Mr. Blackwell! Rajon Rondo Joins GQ
Gentleman's Quarterly, a fashion Bible, has hired Rondo to write about fashion. It must be his Star Trek jersey that sealed the job.
written by Ossurworld, 07 September 2012
Souls of Nash, Howard found in Kobe Bryant's locker
A recent discovery by janitor Marty Rolfe has revealed the souls of Steve Nash and Dwight Howard are now in a mayonnaise jar in Kobe Bryant's locker.
No charges have been filed against Bryant.
written by Derrick Naylor-Made, 07 September 2012
UK: Number of youths jailed for knives falls
Within hte last 4 months, six firearm incidents, including three murders within a ten minute walk from where I live... no exist, this somehow offers little comfort or confidence to me!
written by Inchcock, 07 September 2012
Woman slices boyfriend's penis off!
After discovering he cheated on her. Then flushed it down the loo so it could not be sewn back on!
"Are you reading this Rooney?"
written by Inchcock, 07 September 2012
Man handcuffed teen and stuck lit firework up his arse!
Onlookers laughed at the sobbing victim before the banger was removed without going off.
The 15-year-old had repeatedly knocked on Stephen Gregory's door and run away.
"Way to go!"
written by Inchcock, 07 September 2012
Cannabis dealer allowed to keep luxuries!
He was told he could keep his household luxuries after claiming he paid for them with his £14,400-a-year state handouts.
"Good old British justice! Hah!"
written by Inchcock, 07 September 2012
Victoria Pendleton's Frustrated Boyfriend Hits Out.
"She always seemed to be on her bloody cycle!" he said last night.
written by Clive Danton, 07 September 2012
