ere... You're Nicked!
A cardboard policeman, used to deter shoplifters has been stolen from a Sainsbury's in Barnsley. He was found by a member of the public who remarked that he looked a bit board.
written by IN SEINE, 28 September 2012
The US cannot stop Canadian cheese smuggling!
US customs authorities just cannot stamp out Canadian cheese smuggling because their northern border resembles the Swiss one; holey Camembert!
written by Jaggedone, 28 September 2012