England v Ukraine: Team News
Cleverly (Tom) In.
Stupid (John Terry) Out.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
Andy Murray celebrates US Open win with Irn Bru
He's still Scottish then.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
Confidential Waiver Wire Leaks in Boston
According to MLB sources, there were more waiver wire disclosures during August at Fenway Park than leaks in the men's room.
written by Ossurworld, 11 September 2012
Wayne Rooney: Son's birth made me grow up!
Oh I am glad... but most people grow up with or without having a child...
"Never mind!"
written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
Volvo's new V40 - Officially The safest car in the world
Just what the family needs - and a snip at from £23,745!
written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
David Laws reinstated as Minister
David Laws: who swizzed £40,000 from taxpayers, is back?
In what other job would this be OK?
"Bloody Nepotists!"
written by Inchcock, 11 September 2012
Trying to Stay Relevant
Obama orders White House to replace telegraph system with rotary dial phones.
written by Adam Click, 11 September 2012
London 2012: Paralympics Closing Ceremony
ATTENTION ALL RADIO DJs - If you play a Coldplay song backwards on the radio, we get our Olympics and Paralympics back.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
Andy Murray wins first Grand Slam (US Open)
Finally we can start calling him British instead of Scottish. Or was it Canadian. Or was that Greg Rudeski?
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
US Open Tennis Final finishes at 2am UK Time.
Al Murray beat The Joker with help from his coach Ivan Lidl. Murray is the first British winner since Katy Perry.
* Some of this information may be wrong due to the late finish.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
Andy Murray wins US Open Tennis Final
He's the first British male winner of a Grand Slam in 76 years since Fred Perry.
He's now planning on quitting tennis and selling Sports tops.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
Repeated History
Greece and other economically failing European socialist countries blame minorities (Jews, Gypsies etc) for their debt problems, rather than the county's incompetent leadership! Is the USA next?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Déjà vu Again
Monica is to President Clinton as former President Clinton is to President Obama!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Democratic Party Name Change
President Obama, Rep. Pelosi (D-CA) & SML Reid have destroyed the Democratic Party with their extreme left wing ideology. The new name is to be the Communist Reactionary Un-Democratic (CRUD) Party!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Chicago Teachers' Union Strike
Chicago's Democratic Mayor Rahm Emanuel has always supported union demands using other people's money. Now his administration must foot the bill for increasing Chicago teacher's salaries!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Political Color Change
The Democratic Party has moved to the far left, so shouldn't their color be red rather than blue?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Political Battle of 2012
King Obama I & the Blue Knights of Democratica filled the moat with alligators & raised the White Castle drawbridge. Red Knights led by Sir Romney of Republicana approach with their siege machines.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Anyone Remember President Carter
Clueless Democratic far left wing liberals like President Obama come along every 40 years, like locusts they destroy everything in their path. The next Republican president has to clean up the mess!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Democratic Spin
President Obama currently has the welfare and the freeloader votes. The president is going after the undecided voters with his Pinocchio speeches that take credit for everything in the last 50 years!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Another Open Mike Gaff
Vice President Biden was overheard at the Democratic Convention telling DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Shultz that he was going to vote for the Republican Romney/Ryan ticket!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2012
Taliban plan to kidnap Prince Harry
They're looking for the naked bloke holding a billiard cue.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
Roy Hodgson: Peter Crouch in England exile after Euro refusal
Crouch refused to be on stand-by for the Euro 2012 squad. He must have his head in the clouds.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
Supermarket rejects £2 coins at till
First we had the double dip recession, now we have the double pound rejection.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
Injury to John Terry will not weaken England team says James Milner
Just make them 75% less racist.
written by radiogagger, 11 September 2012
