Latest scores from the Bilderburger Monopoly Championships and Peasant Roast from the Westfield Marriott:
LIVE BACK DOOR FEED - DuPont w/Boardwalk, Park Place & 3 Marriott's plus a casino. No Free Parking at this level.Valet only. Baltic Avenue in flames. Illinois Av underwater.Germany up next w/big boot.
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Repeal the Logan Act?
Repeal the Logan Act? Exemption for "Duty Employees" in the works?
Demonstration by families of Secret Service agents, hotel employees in Lafayette Park! Click news tab before they pull your plug!
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Country renaming continues
In a bid to show that it is now more liberated and open, Thailand will be called Unthaidland.
written by IainB, 09 June 2012
Andy Murray in the bar
In the bar after the French open, Andy Murray was served some drinks. He could not return a single one.
written by IainB, 09 June 2012
Obama after change
News to hand reveals that President Barack Obama wants to have a new sidekick in the Vice Presidency. Yes, Betty White is his preferred nomination ahead of Joe Biden, the encumbent veep. Sad, but true
written by whatinthe world, 09 June 2012
Country renaming continues
Having successfully introduced an anti-obesity ethos, Greece will now be known as Polyunsaturated.
written by IainB, 09 June 2012
"Wham, bam, thank you maam!"
Seriel juicehead, junkie 'sword swallower' Lindsay Lohan drives her car into a truck....rubbish driving from a rubbish actress!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 09 June 2012
Lorry Crash
A lorry crashed today at junction 10 on the M6 shedding most of its load of inhalers. West Mercia Police said that the congestion would clear very quickly and last up to 3 days.
written by IN SEINE, 09 June 2012
