It's official: The Queen is tops.
Sir Elton John is "humbled" to be voted best act at the Diamond Jubilee Concert
written by Paxton Quigley, 04 June 2012
Donald Trump Announces He's Not Racist
Donald Trump is battling claims that he's a racist for suggesting President Obama was not born in the US, by holding a press conference to announce that Arsenio Hall is his black friend, so there!
written by studio666, 04 June 2012
Wagner's Last Opera Found in Venice attic!
Gotterdamerung it all, doesn't this guy ever quit?
Gala Premiere in Bayreuth Festspielhaus under Pierre Boulez
Details in magazine section.
written by unknown
Bally Bladder!
HM Phil the Greek back in hospital with 'bladder infection'...doubtless another nubile maid will be sacked...well at least he does not have to endure the 3 hour X-Factor auditions outside Buck House!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 June 2012
Duke of Edinburgh Shock
The Duke of Edinburgh has been sent to Hospital so he will stop taking the piss.
written by j.w., 04 June 2012
He Haw!
Footballer Joey Barton: I got sucker punched.....what did he want a Donkey Punch instead?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 June 2012
Joey Barton, banned, "bovvered" and beaten!
Soccer Enfant Terriblé, Joey Barton, has been beaten up by a couple of Scouse thugs who support Argentina and hate QPR; he just can't win can he?
written by unknown
Rule of Three
Dick Clark...Richard Dawson...Who was Alex Trebek?
written by Michael Balton, 04 June 2012
U.S. Denies 'Sesame Street' Torture at Guantanemo
They refused to comment on Southpark though.
written by radiogagger, 04 June 2012
Rock on!
Rocking Royalty to join Jubilee concert as Prince Haribo expected to belt out a number on his tamberine while Kate cocks a leg over a double bass and Phil the Greek plays with his penny whistle..cool!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 04 June 2012
TV Viewers to Queen: Enough!
TV connoisseurs globally have had enough with the Queen's Diamond Jubilee. Said one viewer; "news didn't cover my 4 weeks at Burger King, enough already!"
written by studio666, 04 June 2012
