Warning To Teenagers: Getting Pregnant Can Kill
Doctors report that pregnancy can cause up to 1 million deaths or serious injuries to teenage mums in Britain every year.teenagers are to be congratulated in keeping undertakers in employment!
written by IN SEINE, 27 June 2012
Part 4
Due to the success of the three 'Mr Grey' books currently being devoured by thousands of frustrated housewives and virgins a fourth instalment will be released entitled, Clitty Clitty Bang Bang.
written by Herrdoktorfox, 27 June 2012
Argentinian Catholic Bishop caught snoggin with a woman!
The Vatican is disgusted because one of it's flock, an Argentinian Bishop, has been caught on the beach snogging a bikini-clad woman; He's spoilt their reputation!
written by unknown
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 88
"Making It Through The First Week Of School"
by
Gladys Saturday.
written by IN SEINE, 27 June 2012
BT claim there are over 52,000 public payphones
BT claim there are over 52,000 public payphones in throughout the UK.
"Well I know of two that have not been vandalised!"
written by Inchcock, 27 June 2012
Two Lorries Containing Playground Equipment Collided Today.
Efforts to clear the debris were hampered by bad weather. A Police spokesman described it as "swings and roundabouts".
written by asphyxiation, 27 June 2012
A High Street Camping Store Has Announced New Staff Training Measures.
A recent participant described it as "in-tents".
written by asphyxiation, 27 June 2012
Eddie Izzard Found Collapsed After Latest Marathon Attempt.
He was said to be in "dis-dress"
written by asphyxiation, 27 June 2012
