Car Owners in Trouble
Owners of untaxed carrs are being forced to tell jokes in shaming ceremonies.
written by j.w., 24 June 2012
Waffles for Downing Street
A Big Society Charity, Twaddle Research UK, supported by the Archbishop of Canterbury is baking waffles for the residents of 10 Downing Street
written by j.w., 24 June 2012
Under 25's to Lose Benefits
The Government plan to inspire a Revolution got underway today with plans to stop benefits to anyone under 25
written by j.w., 24 June 2012
Cameron's Great Achievement
Making himself less popular than Ed Miliband
written by j.w., 24 June 2012
Sheep Were NOT Used in Publicity Stunt
It has emerged that sheep were not used in the publicity stunt by Cherie Blair this weekend, simply because the British public are fed up with the Blair's pulling the wool over our eyes.
written by IN SEINE, 24 June 2012
angry protest once they will to be renamed.
An angry protester tried to stop Cherie Blair from driving some goats across London Bridge to highlight National Widows Day. "It should be renamed National Widowmaker's Day thanks to Tony!" she said.
written by IN SEINE, 24 June 2012
Cherie Blair To Face Animal Cruelty Charges
Cherie Blair is to face animal cruelty charges after dragging a poor goat on a lead. Imagine how embarrassing it must have for the poor goat.
written by IN SEINE, 24 June 2012
British dog wins Ugly Dog world championships!
British dog called Mugly has won the world's ugliest dog title. Second place went to Italian mastiff called Balotelli; huge head, big balls and plenty of saliva, but nothing else! Is that an omen?
written by unknown
Inseine's BOOK OF THE DAY 85
"Why I Eat at McDonalds"
by
Tommy Ayk.
written by IN SEINE, 24 June 2012
Cheri Blair Is A Fraud!
Cheri Blair was supposed to be representing National Widows Day when she herded a flock of goats over London Bridge - her husband, Tony, was absent unless he was disguised as one of the goats!
written by IN SEINE, 24 June 2012
Deadly 6ft boa constrictor spotted near Harrogate!
Ed Ryder spotted the reptile while out walking with his girlfriend at picturesque Swinsty Reservoir, near Harrogate in North Yorkshire.
"So, not all the snakes are in Parliament then!"
written by Inchcock, 24 June 2012
Spendings/bids this month!
Man City offer £58m for Fabregas.
Fernando Torres is a Chelsea player for £50m fee.
Incock is overcharged at Lidle by 10p for his Herrings in Mustard sauce!
written by Inchcock, 24 June 2012
Life is Good:
Wawa Foods will soon expand operations to all 57 states. Life is good!
written by Adam Click, 24 June 2012