Image of potato found in Jesus
The clear outline of a potato has been found in the mummified corpse of Jesus, currently on display in the Vatican. The Pope was said to be "shitting himself" with exciting upon the discovery.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 08 January 2012
Body found in Sandringham is not Prince Philip's!
A body found in Sandringham has been identified and it's certainly not Prince Philip who went a.w.o.l after admitting he saw the Queen naked for the first time in 40 years! The shock was too much!
Mexican goalkeeper is a kidnapper!
After ending his career as a goalkeeper, Mexican goalkeeper, Omar Ortiz, decided to become a kidnapper. He's been caught red-handed and he won't be able so save this particular "penalty"!
London bus crashes supermarket!
A London bus has crashed into a supermarket; the driver from Peck-ham was feeling peck-ish!
Cameron forbids multi-culti!
David Cameron is pushing through new legislation to stop all forms of multi-culti; it costs too much money, is a failure and pro soccer players want the right to call their team mates N+GG+rs!
Man City want Rooney!
Man City want Rooney; to die!
A New Social Networking Site Unveiled
A social networking website for ageing celebrities and models which is intended to be a celebration of the work of the airbrush artist is to be launched this week. It will be called FACELIFT.web
written by IN SEINE, 08 January 2012
Paul Scholes comes out of retirement for Manchester United
He answered their urgent SOS - Save Our Season.
If it gets any worse they'll be after the SAS aka Shearer and Sutton.
Chicken eating man spotted
In spoof writers dreams.
Couple eating chicken spotted in Nandos
They had a table by the window
Woman eating chicken spotted in Nandos
With her husband - sunday lunch
Congressman angry at satirical website
You know what they say - the spoof hurts!
Man eating chicken spotted in Nandos
Special new year half-price offer.
Politician angry at jibes on satirical website
You know what they say, the spoof hurts
David Cameron forced to apologise after tourettes joke
Unilever employees plan 12 days of strikes over pensions
Right! I'm off to the corner shop to stock up on Magnums Double caramels.
Christina Aguilera reveals 'she loves her body'
Don't we all love. Given half the chance.
Supporter arrested after claims of racism towards Oldham player
Are Kenny Dalglish and his players planning on wearing t-shirts for the fan at the next game?
Chelsea Clinton leaving NBC after 90 days?
Surely Jay Leno is not after her time-slot as well?
Natasha Giggs enters Celeb Big Brother house
Well at least her (ex)husband knows where she is for the next two weeks.
Imogen Thomas slams Nathasha Giggs for going on Celeb Big Brother
She must wish it was her instead?
Swindon manager says his players deserve a statue in the town centre
After beating premier league Wigan in the FA Cup 3rd round.
How about another roundabout?
Steve Mclaren back as coach at FC Twente
Everyone deserves a second chance, but Twente?
'World to end in 2012' claims rubbished
It's actually the euro that will meet its maker.
'Hainault tornado was ferocious', says eyewitness
Apparently it done £100 worth of improvements to the area.
To be sure, to be Frank
Chelsea have told Frank Lampard they will not allow him to join a Premier League rival - but he can move abroad...
Derry City it is then.
London Zoo keepers start annual stock take of 18,500 animals!
18,500 being the official figure.
Zoo-keepers, Ivor Swift said he thought the figure was nearer 17,000, Zoe Cook said she thought it was 19,200, and Altaf Hussain thought it was 16,500.
written by Inchcock, 08 January 2012
Wojciech Szczesny admits Arsenal 'need' record goalscorer Thierry Henry back at the club
Arsenal's Manuel Almunia, Bacary Sagna, Abou Diaby, Manuel Almunia, Mikel Arteta, Park Chu-Young, Wojciech Szczesny, Sebastien Squillaci, Andrey Arshavin, Yossi Benayoun & the English player agree.
written by Inchcock, 08 January 2012
Rick Santorum Has Cleared Up His Stance On Gay Marriage
Rick Santorum says that he does not really care if gays get married just as long as they don't kiss and stuff.
Jon Huntsman - The GOP Player Candidate
Jon Huntsman remarked at the GOP Debate that he does not believe in contraception and added that he has seven exhibit A's to prove it.
Mitt Romney Wins The New Hampshire Debate By A Landslide
Mitt Romney was shocked that the New Hampshire GOP Debate went so well. He said none of the other five candidates attacked him which just goes to show you that Michele Bachmann was a troublemaker.
Ron Paul Just Kinda Forgot For A Little Bit
At the New Hampshire GOP Presidential Debate, Ron Paul turned to Jon Huntsman during the first commercial and asked, "Hey where's that female gal, Michele Bachmann?"
Rick Perry - The Man With His Priorities In Order
Rick Perry was asked what he planned on doing after the New Hampshire Debate. He replied, "I'm gonna fly back to Texas and do a little target shooting, some fajita grilling, and a little executing.
Newt Gingrich Dished It Out To 6-Foot-Tall Diane Sawyer
Towards the end of the New Hampshire Debate Newt Gingrich looked at ABC Moderator Diane Sawyer and asked, "What, you ain't gonna ask me about my ex-wives?"
Mitt Romney's Hair Raising Promise
Mitt Romney has said that if he is elected president he will see to it that the prices of all hair products are reduced by 15 percent.
Ron Paul Is Good At Sending Up Smoke Signals
Ron Paul noted that two of the minority candidates are gone, Herman Cain, a black guy, and Michele Bachmann a white gal. He smiled and said, "I hear tell Rick Santorum is 1/8 Flippewa".
A scientist from Cambridge University has concluded that the primary function of the human head is not ,as was previously thought to house the brain but as a 'goo plug'.
written by The Rupture, 08 January 2012