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Santorum equates gay marriage with Romney's Mormon polygamy

Speaking to college students, Rick Santorum said he'd no sooner side with Democrats on gay marriage than with Romney's people's polygamy. Asked how the two were related, he said, "They just are."

written by Lyndon, 07 January 2012

Sinead O'Connor back with husband

In a statement she said 'its been 7 hours and 15 days - and nothing compares to him'

written by radiogagger, 07 January 2012

Tequila alert

Police are alerting clubbers to the dangers of tequila.

"Apparently," said PC Gonemad, "it's made from cacti, and it may have been spiked."

written by IainB, 07 January 2012

Rihanna makes fluffy jumper look hip

To be fair she could make a bin-bag look hip.

written by radiogagger, 07 January 2012

Half of the UK workshy would give up their benefits rather than get out of bed!

Half of those claiming unemployment benefits would prefer to lose their handouts than do a stint of unpaid work.

"How surprising!"

written by Inchcock, 07 January 2012

44,908 Crooks break orders

44,908 crooks given soft community sentences have broken them in the past year.
21,741 more committed more crimes during their non-custodial sentences.

"Does Kenneth Clarke know about this I wonder?"

written by Inchcock, 07 January 2012

MoD paying for troops' gender change surgery!

The cost to the MoD is only £8,490 for minor surgical procedures relating to gender reassignment. Fewer than 5 personnel have asked for treatment, in 2011.

"Makes you think dosen't it!"

written by Inchcock, 07 January 2012

Families 'will be £1,250 per year worse off' in four years because of tax and benefit reforms

Research say that family incomes are going to take a big hit over the next few years, as a result of the recession, restrictions in state spending, and cuts to benefits.

"So a Happy new year then!"

written by Inchcock, 07 January 2012
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