More criticism of the Work From Home Scheme
The government's proposed work from home scheme has received yet more criticism. "I don't think my living room is clean enough," said surgeon Simon Cutting.
written by IainB, 02 January 2012
Train Gig Cancelled
California rockers, Train, have cancelled their Drops of Jupiter gig in Manchester. "We're putting on a replacement bus service instead," said gig organiser.
written by IainB, 02 January 2012
UK music sales decline for seventh successive year
Don't blame in on the good tunes, Blame it on the Bieber.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Police reveal that 944 officers have criminal records.
And they're not by Sting. Does that count as research?
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Rihanna to whisk Katy Perry away on holiday to get over her marriage break-up
Oh to be a fly on the wall in that chalet.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Nigeria fury at fuel price rises after subsidy ends
They'll have to send out twice as many emails as they normally do.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Police called after Sarah Harding bust up with boyfriend.
She should never have taken that call from Russel Brand in front of him.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Sources say Gordon Browns email was hacked while PM
Gillian Duffy had to get her own back somehow.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Frank Lampard grabs late Chelsea winner at Molineux
Ironic really, as his career has been thrown to the wolves so far this season.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Dr Who star David Tennant reportedly marries on New Years Day
The BBC have reported they stopped 1,000s of young women breaking into the studios looking for the TARDIS.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Alesha Dixon has quit her judging role on Strictly Come Dancing
Rumours that Arlene Phillips is waiting patiently by the phone are as yet unconfirmed.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Man U, Man City Arsenal and Chelsea all beaten over holiday games
Only a matter of time before the 'big 4' demand a winter break then... (and bugger off to play an exhibition game in Dubai instead)
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Blackburn 1 Stoke 2
Normality restored. Blackburn are still crap.
written by radiogagger, 02 January 2012
Man Utd and Man City go A.W.O.L!
Manchester's pride and joy have gone a.w.o.l! Their over-paid super-stars decided not to turn up so their managers played 2 teams of skeletons. Never mind their London rivals didn't bother either!
written by unknown
He's Behind You!
Oh know he isn't! Oh yes he is! - Serial Killer Panto receives award
written by I think I'm funny..., 02 January 2012
Pippa Middleton's Arse recognised in New Year Honours List
Pippa Middleton's Arse has been recognised in the New Year Honours list, the body part received an BUM (British Unitary Medal) for it's services to lecherous old pervs and...
written by I think I'm funny..., 02 January 2012
Germany and France lag behind Britain on foreign aid spending to poor countries!
They failed to hit EU targets.
David Cameron raised aid spending by £1.24b last year to help the poorer countries.
"While killing the NHS, & pensioners die from the cold?"
written by Inchcock, 02 January 2012
