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Educators Excited About Planned Wikipedia "Blackout"

Wikipedia blackout on January 18 will lead to more accurate and factual homework assignments being turned in on January 19, nation's teachers say.

written by manbrad, 17 January 2012

Romney: "I'll Run U.S. Like I Ran Bain Capital"

Says he'll shut down underperforming states, fire millions of citizens and sell what's left to China.

written by manbrad, 17 January 2012

It Stings!

At 70 years old today, Muhammad Ali claims that although the medication he takes can still make him float like a butterfly, it's the arthritis in his joints can cause him to sting like a bee!

written by IN SEINE, 17 January 2012

He Is the Greatest, Even at 70!

World champion boxer, Mohammed Ali, 70 today, still claims to float like a butterfly - although it may be the medication he is taking.

written by IN SEINE, 17 January 2012

Milton Keynes Man Caught in EBay Scam

A Milton Keynes man bought the original script for the new film, "The Artist". Much to his surprise, it came in the post yesterday… as a ream of blank A4 paper. Needless to say he was speechless!

written by IN SEINE, 17 January 2012

Kinky Catholic school worker "blows" all night!

A UK, female Catholic school worker who supports her Nuns by day has a night job, praying she doesn't get seen "blowing" and "sucking" all night for £800, Aah-men!

written by unknown

New 'Royal Yacht' offered to UK by Italy

Italian Port authorities have offered the UK Government a cheap alternative to a new royal yacht. They stated; 'It's big and has a big hole in it, but it's yours for a Euro'

written by The Incredible Sulk, 17 January 2012

Sinking ship spotted in south london docks area

Final score: Millwall 0 Birmingham 6

written by radiogagger, 17 January 2012

Ship in a bottle

The wrecked cruise liner, Costa Concordia, will be salvaged and placed in the world's biggest bottle for permanent display off the coast of Italy. What a great way to remember her last days as a ship.

written by whatinthe world, 17 January 2012

France downgraded by credit agency

What would franc say?

written by radiogagger, 17 January 2012

Police looking for the Manchester Moles

Police are looking for the thieves who burrowed under Fallowfield in Manchester to steal from an ATM. "Currently we don't know where they are," said DI Banks. "We believe they've gone underground."

written by IainB, 17 January 2012

Frost and freezing Fog on its way to the UK - Traffic chaos expected!

I blame the Coalition for this!

written by Inchcock, 17 January 2012

The Lords has a permanent Tory-Lib Dem majority

And consists largely of a motley crew of party loyalists, time-servers and donors, with even a few convicted fraudsters, each entitled to over £300 per attendance.

"Just thought I'd let you know!"

written by Inchcock, 17 January 2012
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