France looses it's AAA Rating
France no longer has a triple-A rated economy, they have to start using a bigger battery and will probably go with a PP3.
written by IainB, 13 January 2012
GI's not guilty of peeing on dead Taliban!
The shocking video showing GI's peeing on dead Taliban is a fix. They did have a "wee pee" but not a proper pee because they were dehydrated from the Afghan heat, also the wind blew from behind!
written by unknown
Fergie Charged!!
Fergie charged over Turkish documentary.........does this spell the end of the Black-eyed Peas?
written by Herrdoktorfox, 13 January 2012
The Land of Oz
Thousands flee Euro crisis for new life in Oz, soon to be followed by millions of sterling paupers as Blighty goes further down the crapper!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 13 January 2012
Cut the working week to 20 hours - To boost growth say economists!
In that case, minimum wage earners would get far less to live on a week than William Hague's wife Ffion gets a week for being a Barclay's Bank advisor!
written by Inchcock, 13 January 2012
Kim Kardashian Is Not Liked In Colorado
The state of Colorado has outlawed the making of snowmen in the likeness of Kim Kardashian. A spokesperson said that due to Kim's gigantic ass the snow person would take up way too much snow.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 January 2012
Good Olde Australia Comes Through
The United States has asked Australia for a loan. Australia says that it cannot really afford to send money but that instead it will be FedExing 15 kangaroos, 20 koala bears, and 40 boomerangs.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 January 2012
The New Product Will Benefit The Occupy Wall Streeters
A national retail store in California has started selling a new product called Occupy Wall Street Pepper Spray. A portion of the proceeds will go towards buying the OWSers jackets, coats, and pot.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 January 2012
Herman Cain Is Still Lurking Around
Michele Bachmann says that she is glad to finally be out of politics and has stated that she just wishes Herman Cain would stop calling her up and asking her out on a date.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 13 January 2012
Local Man Has Adequate Insurance Cover
Threatens to lump opera singing moustachioed twat off TV ads if he keeps sending spam emails.
written by Skoob1999, 13 January 2012
