Babies Can Understand Basic Words at Six Months Old
Scientists have discovered that babies can understand basic words and six-month-old. The basic words are "Apple", "iPad", "iPhone", "I want", "I can't"…
written by IN SEINE, 13 February 2012
Large Ape Spotted Flying over Power Station
A large ape was seen flying over the cooling towers of a Manchester power station. The monkey, thought have escaped from Chester zoo, turned out to be a hot air baboon!
written by IN SEINE, 13 February 2012
Parents Say That Fairy Tales Are Too Scary for Children
"That's nothing!" said George Osborne today as he read the report of the state of the British economy. "That makes pretty Grimm reading too!"
written by IN SEINE, 13 February 2012
Inchcock Discovers World's Strongest Virus
Spoof writer, Inchcock reported earlier today that a virus capable of carrying a mosquito has been discovered although he makes no mention of how it carries the mosquito.
written by IN SEINE, 13 February 2012
There'll Never Be Another Whitney
....thank god for that, lets give music a chance again!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 13 February 2012
David Beckham spotted wearing spectacles.
Didn't see that coming.
written by radiogagger, 13 February 2012
King wants Redknapp to stay at Spurs.
Spurs captain Ledley King told reporters he wants boss Harry Redknapp to stay at Tottenham.
The Queen has so far refused to comment on the matter.
written by radiogagger, 13 February 2012
Mick McCarthy sacked by Wolves after 5-1 defeat
Thrown to the Wolves! Well, thrown from the Wolves to be precise.
written by radiogagger, 13 February 2012
Web links in Breaking News items may not be such a great idea
Click here to find out why
written by Roy Turse, 13 February 2012
Political Parties Expense Claims
For May to August 2011
Conservative £1.7m
Labour £1.3m
Lib-Dem £0.3m
"Something for us to ponder on I thought?"
written by Inchcock, 13 February 2012
House of Lords expenses: £23,000 a year - per Lord
"Lord above!"
written by Inchcock, 13 February 2012
Andrew Lansley rules out resigning over NHS reforms
"Well blow me, fancy that, would you believe it?!
written by Inchcock, 13 February 2012
HSBC boss in line for £12.5m pay
HSBC is expected to pay chief executive Stuart Gulliver up to £12.5 million in salary, bonuses and incentive shares for the past year.
"Good for him... I'm so pleased!"
written by Inchcock, 13 February 2012