What a week for Harry and Fabio.
Harry Redknapp not guilty of tax evasion.
Fabio Capello resigns as England coach over captaincy remarks. Redknapp installed as favourite for job.
Tottenham 5 Newcastle 0 - so... when can ya start H?
written by radiogagger, 11 February 2012
Ferguson says Suarez is a disgrace and should never play for Liverpool again
Careful Kenny, it could be a trick, maybe Fergie is going to put in a sneaky bid... Or maybe he wants Suarez to get a 16 game ban this time...
written by radiogagger, 11 February 2012
Frisbee throwers on LA beaches to be hit with £630 fine!
Fines of up to $1,000 (£630) are to be imposed for throwing American Frisbees on Los Angeles beaches to protect sunbathers from flying objects.
"Quiet right, there's too much fun about today!"
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
Rupert Murdoch Committed To Publishing Sun Newspaper, Despite Arrest Of Five Employees
'With the use of modern IT,' said Mr Murdoch, 'it should be possible to continue to publish my newspapers even when I and all my staff are in prison.'
written by Swan Morrison, 11 February 2012
The Sun's Page 3 is just there to irritate feminists, says Guardian writer
I'm sure the White van man would beg to differ.
written by radiogagger, 11 February 2012
UK to aid Syria rebels
The UK is drawing up plans to send body armour, laptops and satellite phones to Syrian rebels.
"They might consider aiding our own troops in Afghanistan with the same!"
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
UK Voting intention Poll - 10th February 2012
Consevativrs 41%
Labour 38%
Lib-Dems 9%
Other 11%
"Amazing! Tories and Lib-Dems up 1% ?!?!"
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
John Cleese: "London is no longer an English city."
The comic, 71, said that the mix of cultures had helped the capital win the 2012 Olympics. It can be hard to find an English person, and that the "parent culture has dissipated".
"That's true!"
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
Government websites: how much does each one cost?
Find out here:
Gov.com website facts!
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
Jennifer Lopez strips off to promote new perfume
I only popped in Boots to buy some plasters.
written by radiogagger, 11 February 2012
Red Ken: Boris Johnson is just like Hitler!
Claims Ken Livingstone.
"Bit over the top methinks there Ken?"
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
Bang Bang
Armed Police AND a Navy bomb disposal unit have surrounded an Italian Restaurant in Nelson Mandela Place GLASGOW wherein a lone man is behaving suspiciouslY negotiators are also on the scene....Del!!
written by Herrdoktorfox, 11 February 2012
Police Station cleaner sacked... for stealing three spoonfuls of coffee
And Baroness Uddin who fiddled £125,000 on expenses was suspended - and she still lives in the subsidised flat she cheated on!
One rule for the rich....!
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
Jamie Oliver's next project: Get children growing fruit and veg at school
They found the kids at my local Nottingham school growing marijuana!
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
Tory billionaire banker Nat Rothschild loses libel action
Billionaire banker Nathaniel Rothschild lost his libel action yesterday over being portrayed as a "puppet master" in global politics.
"A Rothschild losing? Bet that pissed him off!"
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
More MAD Cows Reported In England ?
Hearing about the ruling on same sex marriages in the states being over turned?Cows in England are Mad because they've been milking Bulls Udders for years who ever complained when they cut the Cheese?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 11 February 2012
Same Sex Ruling Over Turned II ?
Bulls at the Chino Stockyard are lining up at the sloot with these words to say : " Ever milk a Bull's UDDER ?"
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 11 February 2012
Same Sex Marriages Ruling Over Turned
Same sex marriages over turned in California? Cows at the Chino are gathering at the cattle sloot with these words to say:" If a cattle prod don't work a forklift sure will ?"
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 11 February 2012
Thanks For Sharing
I just got an offer to try some PEENIS growth formula ? Besides not having a PEENIS, I didn't think CHAZ had any to share ?
written by mancalledhorsemanure, 11 February 2012
Elderly told: Go back to work and downsize your home!
Said David Halpern, a senior No.10 aide.
"I live in a two up two down terraced house - surrounded by yobboes, cannot afford to get the roof mended or pay the gas bill.. any further advise David?"
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
Mansfield lottery winner: Let's buy a new carpet
Mansfield lottery couple: a £41m win? Let's buy a new carpet.
"Fair enough!"
written by Inchcock, 11 February 2012
Kurt Russell Autopsy
Subject: Russell, Kurt
Patient initial observations, possible facial chromosomic mutation, unexplained flappage-larynx partially homogenised crusty fetus navel area. Recommend immediate exorcism.
written by Jessburger, 11 February 2012
Estha the Elephant
It has just be revealed that the books that fill Newt Gingnotsorich house are unsold copies of his wife Calista's new book.
written by Exislanda, 11 February 2012
CperPAC
Mrs Gingnotsorich introduced her husband speech at CperPAC today. She admitted that her house is full of book.
She failed to say that Newt doesn't read!
Oh Newt - a little advice. Buy your wife a decent wig!
written by Exislanda, 11 February 2012
