Brown giving Santa the heave ho.
Former British PM, Gordon Brown, has decided he no longer wants to play Santa Claus at the local Xmas Pantomime. "I don't like playing overweight philanthropic maniacs" declared Brown in a statement.
written by whatinthe world, 31 December 2012
Jewish Book Festival cancelled
Apparently nobody wanted to buy copies of the books - they either wanted a free copy from a friend of a friend, stood in WH Smiths reading it for an hour, or they borrowed from the library...
written by radiogagger, 31 December 2012
Xmas not for everybody
For many people, Xmas is a time of great joy and togetherness. For Rupert J Beanlander of Dayton,Ohio it is filled with visceral misery and great pain. "God, I hate Christmas so much!!!!" he moaned.
written by whatinthe world, 31 December 2012
Blackburn Rovers pantomime entertains football world
Henning Berg sacked as manager after 57 days, 3 days longer than George Entwistle at the BBC. 'Global Advisor' Shebby Singh denies taking training, but continues to sell chicken and flog a dead horse
written by radiogagger, 31 December 2012
DirectGov website Hosts Fake Job Advert For Wannabe James Bonds
The bad news is that Dean Gaffney has told the Sun newspaper he has applied for the job.
written by radiogagger, 31 December 2012
