Cannibalism on the rise in homeless people
It has been discovered that homeless people are eating each other to stay alive. Apparently, they've been eating the drug addicts first. "What can I say," said one. "I like junkie food."
written by IainB, 15 December 2012
McKinnon 'health grounds' revealed to be 'hacking cough'
more soon...
written by Crunk, 15 December 2012
Shops Relying On Aftermath Of Mayan Apocalypse
'Consumer spending is down as we approach Christmas,' confirmed a Retail Association spokesman. 'However, we expect an upturn on the 22nd from panic Christmas buying by ex-Mayan apocalypse believers.'
written by Swan Morrison, 15 December 2012
