Tories dropped by Chelsea
Chelsea have not seen enough strikes from Tories.
written by j.w., 09 September 2011
Gaddafi - Where are you?
I've been trying to get in touch with you for days Mummar, but no one answers the phone! What a way to run a country! Message for you from the Queen - room in the Tower of London is all ready for you.
written by j.w., 09 September 2011
Gaddafi on At-Risk register
MI5 have warned Colonel Gaddafi that he is on their at-risk register and have advised him to take care when travelling along deserted roads.
written by j.w., 09 September 2011
Death threat Pensioner warns the Prime Minister!
67 year old Mr I Amskint, sent an email to the Coalition leader, threatening to kill himself if prices rise any more!
Cameron was on holiday again so could not respond. W Hague said "Mmm."
written by Inchcock, 09 September 2011
Nick Clegg Charged with Murder!
The charge involved the massacre of the hopes of the Lib-Dem voters.
written by Inchcock, 09 September 2011
UKs New Deterrent
Government scientists have developed a new germ warfare missile, to fire at enemy countries to make them all commit suicide.
It contains Nick Cleggs DNA and bodily fluids.
written by Inchcock, 09 September 2011
Man bunji jumps from Chirk aquaduct with no strings attached!
After losing a bet that Wales would stuff England a drunken Welshman bunji jumped off of Chirk aquaduct, pretty high, without any strings attached. He survived and is now recovering from a "hangover"
written by unknown
Poor Michele Bachmann Is No Slave To Fashion That's For Sure
Newt Gingrich said Michele Bachmann really needs to do something about her 50s hairdo and her awful clothes. He remarked that female employees at Burger King dress way better than her.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 September 2011
Rick Santorum Is Checking Into The Political Campaign Rules & Regulations
The GOP Debate Moderator Brian Williams said that before air time, he overheard Rick Santorum telling Mitt Romney that Ron Paul should be disqualified because he does not meet the height requirement.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 September 2011
Herman Cain Says He Can Get Down With The Best of 'Em
The moderator of the latest GOP Presidential Candidates Debate Brian Williams stated that during the first commercial he had to tell Herman Cain to stop chewing gum and throwing down gang signs.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 September 2011
The GOP Presidential Debate's Clothing Poll Was A Little Surprising
A political clothing poll named Rick Perry as the best dressed male candidate at the GOP political debate. Michele Bachmann won in the women's division and immediately bragged that she still has it.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 09 September 2011
