Gay Men Can Now Give Blood
The lifetime ban on gay men has been lifted at the joy of gay rights and 'Give Blood' campaingers. Anyone can now give blood at all public conveniences and at selected spots on Hampstead Heath.
written by Chasdad, 08 September 2011
Syria vs Libya
Syria and Libya are different for many reasons. Their names are spelled differently, for one.
written by Ellie James, 08 September 2011
There Is One Glimmer of Hope For The Post Office Department
The U.S. Postal Department has said that the only way that they will keep from having to shut down this winter is if they can hire homeless people to deliver the mail at 75 cents an hour.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 September 2011
Michele Bachmann Is Devastated That The Voters Are Abandoning Her
If Michele Bachmann's popularity poll numbers keep falling at the rate that they are she will be in the minus column by Columbus Day (Oct. 10, 2011).
written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 September 2011
Jerry Lewis Was Treated Worse Than Bernie Madoff
A very dejected and angry Jerry Lewis has said he'll never again sing the song "You'll Never Walk Alone." He said he'll still sing "La Macarena," "YMCA," and "Who Let The Dogs Out?" but that's it.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 September 2011
Tim "Will Work For Food" Pawlenty Is Having A Rough Time
Tim Pawlenty said that he spent so much money on his failed GOP presidential primary campaign that he may end up having to move in with fellow Minnesotans Michele and Marcus Bachmann.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 08 September 2011
Unlike Rick Perry, Obama Does Believe in Climate Change
He just doesn't believe in doing anything about it.
written by manbrad, 08 September 2011
