Potheads just as likely as stoners to favor use of medicinal marijuana, study
A study released by Harfold State College reveals that the "Most Likely Group to Favor the Use of Medicinal Marijuana" is a virtual tie between potheads and stoners.
written by Lyndon, 07 September 2011
Shopping list
A shopping list of butter, yoghurt, milk and cheese was found on Morpeth high street. "That's one for the diary," said PC Handy who was investigating.
written by IainB, 07 September 2011
The final episode of Who Do You Think You Are
The final episode of the popular BBC genealogy show Who Do You Think You Are will be about a little known member of the public called Kidding Mister Hitler.
written by IainB, 07 September 2011
America's Blood Supply Infected
As parasites invade the US blood supply, America's blood banks freak out. The Vampire population, however, remain complacent.
written by Ellie James, 07 September 2011
Welsh Dragons burn the butts of the toothless 3 Lions!
The tiny Welsh Dragon threw flames at the toothless 3 Lions last night and if Earnshaw hadn't done a "Fluff the Magic Dragon" and fluffed it, the Lions would have had their butts burnt black Boyo!
written by unknown
Army Unveils Artificial Intelligence Armoured vehicle
The 'Think Tank'.
written by pinxit, 07 September 2011
On Gaddafi's tail
Our correspondent in Libya has just filed this report: Gaddafi is moving south disguised as a camel. He has just finished his dessert.
written by j.w., 07 September 2011
Banned in America
Ed Sheeran's song, A-Team has been banned from being played on American airwaves. Apparently, it contains some drug references. Well spotted.
written by IainB, 07 September 2011
Jon Gosselin Says That He Still Does Not Miss His Ex-Wife Kate Gosselin
Jon Gosselin, formerly of Jon and Kate Plus 8, says he was offered the job as host of the reality music show South Korean Idol but decided to turn it down because it was just too far away.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 September 2011
Charles Barkley - The Man Who Eats While Showering
Former NBA basketball player Charles Barkley has gotten so fat the loudmouth brutha makes John Goodman look anorexic.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 September 2011
Tim Pawlenty Says He Lives From Paycheck To Paycheck
Tim Pawlenty, who dropped out of the GOP presidential race, says that he is going to try to do his best to keep from having to apply for food stamps.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 September 2011
Texas Would Gladly Welcome Katia
Texas Governor Rick Perry, whose state currently has over 60 wildfires burning out of control, is hoping that somehow Hurricane Katia takes a sharp left and heads over towards Texas.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 07 September 2011
Obama's Civil Discourse Memo Missed
Teamsters President asks union supporters displeased with Congressional Republicans to "take these son-of-a-bitches out." Chatterbox DNC Chair Debbie Wasserman Schultz declined any condemnation!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 September 2011
Obama Supporters Who have Jobs
The UAW is threatening a strike during the USA's worsening recession, against the Ford Motor Company (took no bailout money). Ford has received 14 million job applications from unemployed workers!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 September 2011
Obama Creates Two New Jobs
During Thursdays jobs speech President Obama is going to announce that he and VP Bidden are going to resign, as they haven't a clue how to fix the US economy!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 September 2011
Republican Economist in the White House
An investigation by Pres. Obama's new Chairman of WH Council of Economic Advisers has shown that prolonged unemployment insurance money discourages the urgency of the unemployed to search for a job!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 07 September 2011
