Diamond prices plunge upon discovery of "diamond planet"
"Diamonds are a girl's best friend," is a thing of the past after the recent discovery of a large planet consisting of dense carbon. Said an economist, "Kidney stones may end up being more expensive."
written by Lyndon, 03 September 2011
Cable station to produce new show: Dancing with Alleged Murderers
Local access channel TVHarfold has signed a crew to produce a 10-episode season of Dancing with Alleged Murderers. Season One contestants include Casey Anthony, O.J. Simpson, and Juran van der Sloot.
written by Lyndon, 03 September 2011
Queen Shows up Pope
The Queen has set a new benchmark for the Pope. In a message to the Ponctiff she declared: 'We are two up on you Ben, match my two members of the household cavalry with two who are close behind you!'
written by j.w., 03 September 2011
Murdoch for Number 10
Following his refusal to take a Bonus, James Murdoch has been appointed David Cameron's personal assistant at Number 10. 'We need that type of honest sacrifice' said Cameron.
written by j.w., 03 September 2011
White House Infested
Pest control experts have been called to the White House after the building became infested by prehistoric dinosaurs.
written by Darwin, 03 September 2011
Amhadinhajad Announces Iranian Moon Mission
Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad has announced an ambitious Iranian lunar program. The original movie set from the American lunar mission came up on Ebay, and Iran sniped it from the Chinese.
written by Nash D. Plott, 03 September 2011
Casey Anthony Reveals all in New Book
In a new book co-authored by OJ Simpson, Florida mother Casey Anthony claims that her daughter Caylee was actually abducted by a dingo but that she lied our of fear that nobody would believe her.
written by Nash D. Plott, 03 September 2011
Patient will substitute skim milk for half-and-half only over his dead body
Harfold resident Paul Eastman was told at his physical exam to cut out half-and-half in his morning coffees. Responded Eastman, "I'll be giving up half-and-half when I'm stiff from rigor mortis."
written by Lyndon, 03 September 2011
