Becks wears his long-johns in bed!
David Beckham has admitted wearing his long-johns in bed. Posh hates them because she can't juggle with his balls like he does on the footy field!
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President Obama throws party for Chuck Norris
LAst night Obama through a huge rager for Chuck norris. EVeryone cool was invited like the Dally lamba, Your mom, Hugh Hefner, Jebus, Osama Bin Laden, Optimus Prime, Megatron, Ronald McDonald.
written by Bend Over, 22 September 2011
End is nigh
In breaking news, the world and all life on Earth as we know it, will end immediately.........
written by whatinthe world, 22 September 2011
Hugh Hefner Does Not Like Michele Bachmann
Hugh Hefner revealed that he donated $10,000 to Rick Perry, $10,000 to Mitt Romney, and only 2 cents to Michele Bachmann because that's all that her flaky opinion is worth.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2011
Larry King No Longer Has To Worry About The Little League Coach
Larry King says that now that he has retired his wife has been 100 percent faithful.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2011
Tina Fey And That White Wilderness Woman
Tina Fey says that she is really getting tired of having Sarah "Caribou Hormones" Palin driving around in her One Nation Bus Tour and impersonating her.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2011
Charles Barkley Says He Knows Exactly Where Michele Bachmann Belongs
Charles "Fat Mouth" Barkley says that Michele Bachmann really needs to forget about politics and get on back home to Minnesota where she needs to get her silly old butt back into the kitchen.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 22 September 2011
Owen Hargreaves is back and England "kneed" him!
Lazarus, alias Owen Hargreaves, is off of his lazarett bed and back kicking balls. Man City "kneeded" him Utd didn't. Sir Alex eat your heart out: OWEN ENGLAND "KNEEDS" YOU TOO!
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