Bad News Article
Organ donations from the living reached a record high last year, outnumbering donors who are dead for the first time.
written by IN SEINE, 21 September 2011
The Stupid Economy
The economy is so stupid it doesn't know its A B C.
written by j.w., 21 September 2011
Boring Lib Dems
Due to our electoral system a small group of bores is poncing around as if they had real power. Their only power is to send people to sleep whilst remaining firmly up the Tories backside.
written by j.w., 21 September 2011
Herman Cain Says He Is One Talented Brutha Uh Huh
Taking a cue from President Obama who makes his own beer, Herman Cain says that if he is elected president he will make his own chitlins, grow his own collared greens, and build his own Cadillac.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 September 2011
Michele Bachmann Says She Can Make Things Out of Nothing
Michele Bachmann says that if she is elected president she will save the taxpayers some money by sewing her own dresses, and her own underwear, and by making her own feminine hygiene products.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 September 2011
Ron Paul Says He's The Oldest GOP Candidate and Also The Oldest
Ron Paul has a plan that'll save America lots of money. When he's elected president he will instruct the White House cooking staff to serve senior citizen portions to everyone no matter the age.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 September 2011
Rick Santorum 'Smells' A Positive Idea For America
Rick Santorum has stated that if he is elected president he will save the American taxpayer thousands of dollars by agreeing to only take a bath once a month.
written by Abel Rodriguez, 21 September 2011
Identity of Forest Boy Revealed
The boy who is alleged to have lived in a German forest for 5 years has finally ben revealed, after he said "life is a box of chocolates". German police belive "Ray" is none other than Forrest Gump.
written by IN SEINE, 21 September 2011
Washington riots because of $16 dollar muffins!
The US government have been eating $16 dollar muffins and drinking $8 dollar cups of coffee this has caused riots in Washington because the poor and wretched want a piece of the cake too!
written by unknown
Poker site took gamble that players wouldn't miss their money
The online poker site Full Tilt has allegedly fleeced their customers of some $390 million by using players' deposits to make big paydays to directors for organizing the world's largest Ponzi scheme.
written by Lyndon, 21 September 2011
What's very wrong with this Scenario?
The US buys Arab oil. The US gives money to the Palestinian Authority (PA). Yet, the PA already faces a financial crisis this year because of a shortfall in aid from the rich Arab oil states.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2011
Which Comes First
President Obama threatens to veto any Deficit Plan if it has no tax increases. The American people will veto clueless Obama in November 2012, unless he is impeached or resigns first!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2011
Abandoning a Ship without a Starboard Side
As the Democratic ship Obama approaches the election rocks of 2012, the loony liberal crew can be seen climbing down the anchor chain, jumping overboard and swimming towards political safety!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2011
Bass Ackwards
PRESIDENT OBAMA: Higher federal taxes and more regulations save small business's money! SMALL BUSINESS'S: Do we have to bend over again for your wealth redistribution and class warfare schemes?
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2011
A Scheme to get President Obama Reelected
Democratic left liberals to Introduce ESP (WH mind reading) voting to allow deadbeats or lazy people who won't get off their ass to vote. Obama says this eliminates dead people voting, almost!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2011
Some New Wrinkles
PETA plans to create a pornographic website to promote its animal rights and vegan diet message. Rosie O'Donnell and the ladies from "The View" will debut in November 2011!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2011
Second Stringers Being Employed
Pres. Obama's Organizing for America (OFA) has hired monkeys to write emails to the Democratic liberal faithful, hoping they will write Shakespearian prose. But all they write is Political Drivel!
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 21 September 2011
