Worthing madness?
"Worthing is worth ingots of wort hinges," says Newcastle's 'wor Thing'. "I spent ages worthing Worthing, I also know its worth in grams now or thin grams."
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 11 September 2011
Apples and Pears
Neil Downs was arrested this morning on his market stall selling Gaymers, White Lightning, Woodpecker and Magners. "It was a clear case of In Cider Trading," said police.
written by IainB, 11 September 2011
Bush Details His 9/11 Commemoration Plans
To commemorate his reaction to the news of the twin towers the former president plans to sit for twenty minutes with a blank look on his face.
written by manbrad, 11 September 2011
Dutch woman flies off of her mountain bike in Holland!
An eccentric Dutch woman flew over the handlebars of her mountain bike in Holland where there are no mountains, she was stoned and wearing wooden clogs at the time!
written by unknown
Little Britain star swallows crap in the Thames literally!
Charitable comedian and swimmer David Walliams has been swallowing crap whilst swimming up the Thames for charity, no problem for him, in his gay roles for Little Britain he swum in it too!
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7-11's 9/11 10th
In tribute to the 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks on New York, US chain 7-11 has renamed itself 9-11. It will now open at 9 o'clock in the morning instead of at 7.
written by MonkeyInTheBath, 11 September 2011
Demi Moore tweets photo of her bare back, and not one person cares
This week, Demi Moore tweeted a photo of her bare back, referring to it as "naked," and no one forwarded the photo, let alone gave two shits. Said one fan, "She used to have it going, but she's 48."
written by Lyndon, 11 September 2011
Patriot Day 9/11 Remembrance
God Bless the fallen/injured, grieving relatives of the WTC, Flt 93 and other aircraft, the Pentagon, NYC firefighters, NYC police, US military, etal; and Pres. Bush, NYC Mayor Giuliani and the USA.
written by Philbert of Macadamia, 11 September 2011
